Finally! The official ranking of 2016's sexiest b*tches is here. Forever changing the meaning of "hot dog," each of these b*tches is sexy in her own doggy right. So go on, check out our list of the Top 10 Sexiest B*tches of 2016 and find out... is your dog a sexy b*tch?
10. Weimaraner
This German seductress is known for more than just her sun-kissed good looks and tight, athletic build. Known as "the dog with a human brain", the Weimaraner possesses both smarts and undeniable sexiness.
9. Chihuahua
Don't let her size fool you -- this little mami is one big sassy diva. She is so hot and spicy that her ears even release heat to help keep her body temp regulated!
8. English Bulldog
Those curves! Those big bedroom eyes! The English Bulldog knows she's got that cake, and we're all just trying to cop an invite for some English pudding.
7. Corgi
Her confidence is undeniable and frankly, irresistible. This is one short-legged hottie who has no problem herding up male suitors.
6. French Bulldog
Despite being called a "Frenchie", this petite mademoiselle actually comes from England. A posh mix of Pug, Terrier, and English Bulldog, she is one cheeky pooch who is infamous for respiratory issues and frequent nip slips.
5. Dachshund
Referred to as the "Badger Dog" in Germany ("Dachs" = "badger", and "hund" = "dog" in German) because of her tendency to hunt badgers, the Dachshund is now commonly referred to as the "Wiener Dog."
4. American Eskimo Dog
Once trained to walk on a tightrope, this sexy b*tch now walks down runways in tights.
3. Poodle
I'll let this visual speak for itself. #MissSexy2016
2. Pug
Originally bred to sit on the laps of Chinese emperors, this pole-Pug might just dance on your lap if you toss her a twenty.
1. Golden Retriever
THIS IS ONE SEXY B*TCH! If any dog was going to be a Victoria's Secret Angel, it would be this dog. She belongs in EVERY rap video. She is one hot blonde with a big heart, strong family values, and an affinity for chasing balls. I wish I was a Golden Retriever sometimes. Don't we all?