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The Thoughts You Have When Receiving the Worst Present Ever

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Dec 21, 2015

The Thoughts You Have When Receiving the Worst Present Ever

We've all been there: it's your turn to open a gift, and upon tearing open the wrapping paper, you're met with the worst gift of all time. Whether it's a ugly shirt from your Great Aunt Fannie, or a gift card to Chico's from your Uncle Jim, all you can do is smile and thank them. Here's a list of thoughts that are probably running through your brain when this unfortunate event happens to you:

1. Oh God, their track record isn't very good in the gift department, I'm actually afraid of what's inside this box.

2. Oh awesome, a sweater....is this supposed to be an ugly Christmas sweater? Do I laugh? No, wait it think it's supposed to be a normal sweater...dear GOD.

3. Everyone's looking at me, smile and nod, flip it over, pretend to admire the stitching...

4. I'm actually offended, look how big this thing is, are you trying to send me a message, Uncle Jim?!

5. Alright, I have to say something now..."I love it! Thank you so much!"

6. Was that believable? God it actually pained me to say.

7. Where can I burn this?

8. Is there a gift receipt?

9. Wait, what? They're making me put it on?!

10. Check me out, I'm the sexiest woman in the land.

11. Well, it could be worse. At least I didn't get a napkin holder like my sister.

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