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The 10 Types Of Guys You Find On Dating Apps

Because thousands of guys are just a phone app away.

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The 10 Types Of Guys You Find On Dating Apps
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As any typical college student, I've dabbled with pretty much every possible dating app. From Tinder to Grindr, you get your fair share of creeps, d-bags, and nice guys that pop up on your screen. It's pretty much muscle memory to swipe on my screen now. In my own experience, these 10 guys are the kind you will find on every dating app.

1. The guy with the dog.

The dog adds brownie points to how attractive he is already.

2. The Headless Torso

Today's modern headless horseman. Beware: he probably just wants sex or is in the closet.

3. The Frat Guy

Typically surrounded by other frat bros and wearing only tank tops.

4. The Jock

Not as bad as the frat guy typically. You can already feel your sore muscles just from looking at a picture of him on a track.

5. The Outdoorsy Guy

You mentally prepare yourself for camping trips and cooked fish caught straight from the pond.

6. The Creepy Guy

You immediately swipe left and pray that the image isn't engraved into your memory already.

7. The Model

You find yourself drooling on your computer screen, and then wondering why this hunky guy is single.

8. The Normal Guy

Yeah, he isn't the hottest or most interesting guy in the world, but he's stable and that's something you also value.

9. The Guy Who Loves Selfies

While you admire his body that he's showing off, you know that he'll probably be more into himself than you.

10. Mr. Perfect

He's everything you're looking for right now. You immediately swipe right and pray that he does for you, too.

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