My name is Parastoo Nikravesh. I don't think I need further clarification as to why I'm qualified to explain the daily struggles of having a name that's difficult to pronounce. So lets begin.

1. Introducing Yourself

"Hello, my name is Parastoo."

"What?"

This is usually how it goes. I'll have to repeat myself a few times, and maybe even coming up with a little saying like "Parastoo like Pear- uh- stew." It's never easy. It has to be done. And it kind of sucks. When your name is different you have to brace yourself for introductions. It's like, here we go again...

2. Roll Call

A teacher or substitute stands at the front of the classroom with a sheet of paper. They go through all the names and you know that, thanks to the trusty alphabet, you're coming up next. Then- a long pause.

"Oh boy, I'm going to say this one wrong," the teacher says.

And that's when you usually raise your hand and say, "Yeah, that's me!

3. Nicknames

"Oh, do you have a nickname?" Is the immediate response to anyone you greet.

Only some people just don't have one. But not having a nickname doesn't stop people from asking to give you one. Even though you just said you don't have one and it's probably because you don't want one. Never let people give you a nickname if you don't want one or don't like the one they give you. It's your identity! Be as picky as you want.

4. Times When You Really Need It Pronounced Right

Graduation. Award Ceremonies. Over the intercom that goes across the whole school... "Can..um...uh Patrastoe come to the office?"

No. No I can't.

Sometimes you really need your name announced correctly. Those times you might even write out a really clear explanation...but they will still get it wrong.

My whole family is here please don't call me Pasta-straw while I get my diploma.

5. When People Say Your Name Is Exotic

It's not really offensive, but it's kind of awkward. I certainly don't feel exotic. I've been in the United States my whole life and I'm about as exotic as a piece of bread. Thanks though....

6. "Whats Your Name Mean?"

It means my parents liked my name?? (But to be fair it is a type of bird, but it's still just a name.)

7. Giving Fake Names

Sometimes you just want to order food or talk to someone for two seconds without going through the whole introductory ordeal (see above at point 1). What do you do in these situations? Give a fake name. "Hi, yeah my name is Violet." "I'm Tiffany." "It's Batman."

8. Looking For Your Name on Stuff

Coca-Cola is a rude company. Also souvenirs. If ever you actually find something with your name on it then you can be moved to tears.

9. When Someone Gets It Right On The First Try

Wow. Just wow. There are no words. You have just made a lifelong friend.

10. When Your Friends Treat Your Name Casually

Sometimes a friend will casually bring up your name in conversation. "Yeah, I'm with Parastoo. Yes, Parastoo. My friend Parastoo. She's a girl. That's just her first name."

They just don't understand.

11.When People Make Fun of Your Name

Pair-of-shoes. Parachute. Pairs-of-Stew. Parastupid. Parasite.

I've been alive for nineteen years. I've heard it all people. Try something original.

12. When Someone With an Easy Name Gets Upset When its Misspelled/Mispronounced

"Ugh, I can't believe they spelled my name wrong." Yeah, okay, I agree that your name isn't that difficult, but welcome to my LIFE.