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The Struggles Every Shopaholic Knows All Too Well

I have Kate Spade taste on a Walmart budget.

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The Struggles Every Shopaholic Knows All Too Well
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If you are a fellow shopaholic, then you know that these struggles are all very real. You have an undying love with retail therapy and truly believe in its benefits. Well, you are not alone in this endeavor. I understand that with great pleasure also comes great struggle.

You always have justifiable reasons for why you are buying something. "I will wear these at my best friends wedding in five years and they will match perfectly." Yeah, we have all done it.

Every now and then you try to put money back to "be a responsible adult" and then you see that the dress you have wanted for months is finally on sale. Then you have to get matching shoes, jewelry, etc.


That sad moment when you fall totally in love with something only to realize that in order to buy it you would have to win the lottery or be a Kardashian. And both odds are very unlikely.

When you realize that you will never be rich enough to feed your addiction. "How many cookout trays will these shoes buy? and how important is my rent this month?"



When you get stuck at home or you're supposed to be doing homework, but you really just go crazy online shopping.. Only to realize in the morning that you have a problem.



Checking your bank account after going to the mall and slowly dying at how little you see. We have all spent a little too much money on a pair of shoes that we have three others like it at home.



When someone asks you why you feel the need to spend so much money on things. It just makes you happy so who cares? Everything is right in that moment, maybe not when you need to buy gas or food, but in that moment it is wonderful.



So fellow shopaholics, I feel your pain (and also your happiness). We all have these struggles, but at least we look good doing it.

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1. You don't have to feel guilty about flirting with customers for tips (or just for shits and giggles).

2. You can be obnoxiously flirtatious with anyone you want. You are free to be that girl that flirts with everybody and makes 'em all smile (it's especially fun when the guy is as cute as Collin Jost). No shame.

3. Making random men nervous with your superior beauty and intense eye contact just for the hell of it is really amusing and empowering.

4. No one gives two poops if ya legs are hairy (your man shouldn't either but *Kermit the Frog meme* That's none of my business)

5. The toilet seat will remain down.

6. There's more money to spend on yourself.

7. There's always this secret butterfly in your tummy that marvels at the possibility that when you go out this weekend you're gonna meet someone super handsome/wonderful/prince-like and have this moment of dazzling dalliance.

8. Nothing is that serious...you can take it all with a grain of salt...you don't owe anybody anything.

9. You can dance with anyone and everyone...or no one (Hello frat boi w/ glasses, I see you).

10. You don't have to fluff anyone's ego but your own.

11. Free drinks and dinners from single guys (It's not taking advantage if they're offering; a girl's gotta eat).

12. You have more time to learn how to love and improve yourself rather than constantly pouring your energy into another person.

13. You don't have to sacrifice your cheesy Jen Aniston rom-coms and Gilmore Girls for his Fast and Furious/other dumb action movie featuring blonde that is only in the movie to supply a relationship to the male lead and to make him look more masculine/empowered in juxtaposition (In other words, you don't have to deal with a guy being a crabby Patty while you watch your cute movies).

14. You can daydream about what your future husband may be doing right now (and not get stressed/guilty out because you're not picturing your current boyfriend that's crazy about you as your future husband).

15. There is more time to be spent with your girlfriends.

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