So you probably have seen a lot of articles and listicles about picky eaters and the foods that are what they consider “safe,” like chicken nuggets and pizza. Well, I fall into that extremely rare category where I can’t even relate to a picky eater article because there are things on there that I don’t eat. Believe it or not, I don't eat a lot of the things that you think everyone eats.

1. Cheese

Literally, no cheese at all; not on pizza, not in a salad, not anywhere. I don't even eat cheesecake or cream cheese, and probably never will. I'm so crazy that even if I peel the cheese off a burger, if there is a little piece stuck on the bun, I will refuse to eat it.

2. Milk

No, not even in cereal or coffee. Yes, this includes creamer, half and half, and all that other stuff

3. Pizza

You probably think I'm not human, but I honestly don't like pizza, mostly due to the cheese. If I have to eat pizza, the cheese is taken off (You would be surprised how many people are highly offended when you remove your cheese from your pizza).

4. Mac and Cheese

The cheese just ruins the mac, you know what I mean (No, I don't even eat the fake stuff like Kraft, either)?

5. Condiments

No creamy condiments, only ketchup on fries and olive oil and balsamic vinegar on salads. Something about thick textures freaks me out (probably because I lowkey know that there is milk or cream in it).

Yes, there are plenty of other things I don't eat, which keeps me in this extremely picky eater category. But trust me, I know there has to be people like me out there somewhere. So this this is written for you, the people who take the cheese off their pizza and don’t like the jelly on their peanut butter sandwiches.