Once every two years, the world tunes in to watch as the top athletes go head to head, trying to win glory for their country in the Olympics. If on some strange account you haven't noticed, this is one of those years. The 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio started officially began on August 5th, and the games will wrap up on Sunday the 21st. Now I'm just going to come out and state it, I am not really a "sports person." By that I mean that I know the basics of most sports, but if given the choice between watching a game on t.v. or watching something else, I will choose the other option nine times out of ten. I'm also that person who never really goes to sporting events on campus. However, for me, the Olympics are a completely different story. Ever since the 2008 Beijing Olympics, I've been hooked. What started out as just watching Artistic Gymnastics and Figure Skating has turned into me obsessively watching all the Olympic coverage on NBC for two weeks straight. By the end the games, I am a a self-proclaimed olympic expert, listing of record times and naming the biggest winners. So sorry Mom, you're regularly scheduled programs are going to have to wait, because right now this super fan needs to cheer for her country. If you need me, this is what I'll be doing for the next two weeks.
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13 Real Thoughts Every College Student Has At Some Point
I am broke, tired, and hungry. Leave me alone.
There are a few thoughts that go through a college student's mind on a day to day basis. Some of those thoughts come from class, some of then come from when you are bored in class. Here are sixteen thoughts that college students think of on a day to day basis.
Hit me! Pay my tuition.
"Make sure to look both ways before crossing" was meant for little kids and teenagers in high school. It is fair game in college because we are all broke and need to find ways to pay of loans.
 If I watch Tasty videos, I'm basically a chef.
Do not lie, we all watch those Tasty videos on Facebook and try to make the dishes we see. Once you are done making that meal, you suddenly feel like a chef and it is a pretty good feeling. Or am I just the only one?
I am going to take the best nap after this class.
After forcing yourself to go to class, you deserve a nice reward.
Do I need to go to this class? I have not skipped it yet.
When in doubt, skip. Everyone deserves a personal day.
I am going to this event because it has free food.
The event might be good and it might be bad, either way, you get free food out of going. I highly recommend going to events on campus, you never know what you might like.
How long can I procrastinate before I really have to do this paper?
We have all had that one paper that you just can't force yourself to start but how long will it take for you to start it? The night before? Two hours before class? Will it ever get done? The world may never know...
I just want to go home so I can play with my pet.
Do you ever just wish that you can cuddle your pet forever because you miss it so much? Nothing is better than going home and cuddling your pet for hours because you both missed each other so much.
Why did I spend all of my money? I just got paid.
I always promise myself that I will save my money when I get paid but then I see sale signs and food and then I become broke.
Friend: Did you see the dog on campus? Me: WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE?!
If you hear that there is any animal on campus, you will try to find it and pet it. Petting someone else's animal can relieve stress.
How many Insomnia cookies do I want to order today?
If you do not have an Insonmia Cookie shop near you, I feel bad. I can devour so many of their cookies while doing my homework.
The Professor better cancel class or else I will.
The weather can be horrible outside and Professors may not cancel but in my opinion, I think that gives you jurisdiction to cancel yourself. I am not going to risk my health to sit in class when the powerpoint is online.
"Do you give student discounts?"
I live for discounts and sales. I am a college student, I can't afford to spend money on regular priced items when there are sale items.
I do not want to check my bank account. I will not check my bank account.
The only time you should check your bank account is when you get paid. Other than that, you are setting yourself up to be sad.
One of my biggest pet peeves is when someone does not try to help their self before asking others. How can someone else be expected to help you if you do not first do that yourself? I'm all about helping those that need it when the time comes, however whenever someone does not even attempt to help him or herself first then that becomes a huge problem. As we all have learned, people tend to take advantage of us in one way or another. I am sure we all read this short story when we were younger and it follows that same principle:
"If you give a mouse a cookie, he's going to ask for a glass of milk.
When you give him the milk, he'll probably ask you for a straw.
When he's finished, he'll ask you for a napkin.
Then he'll want to look in a mirror to make sure he doesn't have a milk mustache.
When he looks in the mirror, he might notice his hair needs a trim.
So he'll probably ask for a pair of nail scissors.
When he's finished giving himself a trim, he'll want a broom to sweep it up.
He'll start sweeping.
He might get carried away and sweep every room in the house.
He may even end up washing the floors as well!
When he's done, he'll probably want to take a nap.
You'll have to fix up a little box for him with a blanket and a pillow.
He'll crawl in, make himself comfortable and fluff the pillow a few times.
He'll probably ask you to read him a story.
So you'll read to him from one of your books, and he'll ask to see the pictures.
When he looks at the pictures, he'll get so excited he'll want to sign his name with a pen.
Then he'll want to hang his picture on your refrigerator.
Which means he'll need Scotch tape.
He'll hang up his drawing and stand back to look at it.
Looking at the refrigerator will remind him that he's thirsty.
So... he'll ask for a glass of milk.
And chances are if he asks you for a glass of milk, he's going to want a cookie to go with it."
When we were very young, there was a time when this book entertained and made us laugh; we did not think anything else of it. However, this short story offers a life-long lesson: Do not set yourself on fire to keep others warm.
Looking back on things, there have been so many times where people just wanted to take advantage of me. For instance, as I was going through high school I was fairly smart/nerdy and athletic (which is not a common mixture). If someone needed help with school work they would often come to me. I would help them and most of the time they would not even try to help themselves. I was giving them a cookie and they were just coming back for milk.
This happens to be the case at college during finals week as well. Those people that never come to the library start going and ask anyone and everyone for help. Of course, some people just need help here and there, but when you wait the entire semester to start asking for help its your own fault.
Like I said, I'm all for helping someone, but when it comes to not even helping yourself that's a problem.
To sum things up, if you give somebody an inch, they're going to take a mile; it's human nature.
If you were born between September 23rd - October 22nd, then you are a Libra. Let's be real, Libras are the best because you are the perfect balance of all things in life. Some may find this boring, but they don't know anything about what it means to be all things at once. As Libras, we hold much on our shoulders that no one can understand. These are traits you know to be true if you are a Libra:
1. You love being around people.
2. You are incredibly indecisive.
3. You are always able to see both sides of a story.
4. You do not trust easily.
5. And because of that, once someone breaks that trust you will never trust them again.
6. You are very sentimental.
7. You are great at guessing the character of another.
8. You are often detached from people.
9. You often don't believe in yourself.
10. You love to travel.
11. You are a giant flirt.
12. HUGE PROCRASTINATOR.
13. You keep many thoughts to yourself because you don't want to hurt someone's feelings.
14. You are okay with being alone.
15. You don't like to be controlled.
16. You love to inspire people.
17. You are more aggressive than people think.
18. You will do anything to make others happy.
19. Music is the only thing that soothes you.
20. You are very picky.
21. You talk to yourself a lot.
22. You either talk a ton, or not at all.
23. You will hold a grudge till the day you die.
24. You love to be around kids.
25. You are quick to fall in love.
26. You don't like others knowing how you feel.
27. You want to believe the best in everyone.
28. The happiness of others makes you happy.
29. You love to research and are drawn to strange things.
30. You have only a few close friends.
31. You are nice to everyone you meet.
32. You are independent.
33. People do not want to make you angry.
34. You have a great memory.
35. You are kind of lazy.
36. You are the most sarcastic person you know.
37. You are known to speak up for people who can't stick up for themselves.
38. You are a creative, free-spirit.
39. You are fun, but firm.
12 Types Of Drunk Girls You'll See In Every Friend Group
"Getting drunk with your best friends is an experience in and of itself. It takes us on wild and ridiculous adventures with the people we trust with our lives."
Getting drunk with your best friends is an experience in and of itself. It takes us on wild and ridiculous adventures with the people we trust with our lives. Each one of you plays a vital role in making sure the night goes (relatively) smoothly.
The Mother Hen
She always has snacks and keeps tabs on everyone's water intake. If you ever lose her, she's probably comforting a crying stranger in line for the bathroom. She makes sure everyone gets home safely and has no problems asking a dude for his address and mother's maiden name before he's allowed to take her friend home in an Uber.
The Instigator
She's the reason everyone is out drinking in the first place. She's usually the one who handles her liquor best (from practice) and she's often found urging everyone to just have one (or four) more drink(s).
The One Who Always Texts Her Ex
Having just gotten out of a relationship, she's still terribly heartbroken, but is putting on a brave face. She's definitely not in the best "going out" state of mind, but keeps it together...until the booze hits. As soon as the liquid courage sets in, she's got her fingers glued to her cell phone sending texts she's sure to regret in the morning.
The Shakira
Giving ABBA's "Dancing Queen" a literal meaning, she somehow manages to find a dance floor even where there isn't a dance floor.
The Philosopher
The Philosopher can usually be seen sipping whiskey and analyzing everyone's choices. Be warned, if The Philosopher ever corners you she will attempt to play therapist and figure out where your issue with authority stems from. Do yourself a favor and run far away.
The Reluctant Homebody
This is SO not her scene, but tired of feeling like a buzzkill, she indulges her friends. She'd much rather be at home watching "The Office" for the 737,081,271th time on Netflix, but alas, here she is. Just don't expect her to be the life of the party. She's giving you as much as she possibly can. Be grateful she left the house.
The MMA Fighter
She's the firecracker that everyone is hoping doesn't accidentally set off. She will go all "Jersey Shore" smackdown on you if you look at her incorrectly. Keep an eye out for this one.
The "I'm Not Even Drunk!" Girl
Honey, yes you are. That's why you're shouting at us right now.
The Joey Tribbiani
Homegirl is always starving. By her second drink, she's already talking about what kind of pizza she plans to order when everyone is done for the night.
The Horny Toad
She isn't just thirsty, she's full on dehydrated. She will disappear from the group at some point and reemerge with a make out buddy.
The Aspiring Rapper
Under the false impression that alcohol turns her into Nicki Minaj, you can find this one loudly rapping along to every song played. Fully convinced she's nailing it, she'll make sure she gets her performance on Snapchat too...that is until she sees in the next day and hears she's more Iggy than Nicki. Ouch.
She loves everyone. Everyone is her best friend in the whole world and she's just so happy. Strangers aren't strangers, they're just new BFFs. "Can I tell you something? I love you so much" is her anthem. Everyone could use a good dose of The BFF and her joy.
14 Types Of Customers In Fast Food
Working in fast-food brings a whole new meaning to customer service.
While being home for break this week and picking up hours at work, I remember what it is like to in fast food. Although there are many aspects to the job, the customers are always number one priority. Anyone who works in fast food knows that you come across these types of customers AT LEAST once a day:
The slow customer
These are the customers that take ten years to decide what they want to eat. Then once they are ready to order, it takes another five for them to tell you what they want. Does it look like I have all day?
The speedy customer
Then there's the opposite. The customer who goes 100 MPH and you just try to enter everything into the register but end up staring at them like an idiot. And they usually find their sense of attitude when you ask them to repeat themselves.
The customer with the loud car
This one pertains to drive through. You can hear them screaming over the engine, but you can't actually hear what they're saying... And what do they do after you tell them it's hard to hear over the engine? Yell louder...
The customer with the munchies
Those people who come in 10 minutes before close and order the most random things. Nothing they order is in a good order and they make the job much more difficult.
The rude customer
Probably my least favorite. The customer that is extremely rude and has no concept of manners. Although it is my job, it would still be nice to have some human decency.
The "regular customer"
These are the customers who come in on a regular basis and just make your shift easier to get through all around. They know what they want and they know how to order it. They usually know your name, and you actually look forward to seeing them.
The know-it-all customer
The one who asks for their cup before you get a chance to breathe. They constantly try reminding you how to do your job. It takes all the power in the world to not tell them to come do it themselves.
The funny customer
The customer that is constantly making jokes and you just laugh along to be polite, but in reality it's insanely awkward.
The creepy customer
Some customers are old men and try asking for phone numbers... my response has always been i'm under 18.. even if it's not true anymore, it works.
The HELLO customer
The customer that comes through drive through screaming "HELLO?! ARE YOU THERE?!" Yes. I am here... but no I can no longer hear, thank you.
Right-at-home customer
They come in and sit in the lobby for at least two hours, sometimes more, and just read or play on their phones. I guess we all need some "me time", but let's not do it while I'm trying to close the lobby...
The inquisitive customer
The one who asks what comes on almost every sandwich on the menu, then orders a plain burger or classic sandwich... What was the point? Honestly.
The coupon customer
When you realize it's a new coupon and you have to do the math yourself.
The perfect customer
The customer that knows exactly what they want, orders it in chronological order, AND knows how to use their manners. It's a rare occurrence, but boy do they know how to turn a day around.
So the next time you're in a fast food restaurant, try to be customer #14, people don't realize that without somebody behind the counter, you wouldn't be getting the food.
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