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8 Stages Of Looking At Pictures Of Hot People As Told By New Girl

Why do you have to be so attractive and yet so not obtainable?

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8 Stages Of Looking At Pictures Of Hot People As Told By New Girl

So it's another day and you find yourself scrolling mindlessly through Instagram. All of a sudden you see it.

A hot person in an exotic location!


You stop your scrolling immediately and decide that stalking them is the best decision that you can possibly make.




At this point, you are probably drooling and have a small puddle at your feet. All these feelings are hitting you at once. You are feeling your feelings.


You have literally never wanted anything more than to see this person in the flesh right before your eyes. Images of your wedding and children dance through your head.


Then it happens. A picture of them and another hot person doing hot people things. You keep going and you realize that they are in fact a ~thing~.


Obviously, you've been sending screenshots to a close friend so they try to be helpful during this dark time. Unfortunately, they are not very helpful at all because they don't have Jeffery, Daisy, and Tim (your future children's names) written down on their future birth certificates.


Eventually, you're going to have to come to terms that you will not be going on cool, exotic vacations with other very attractive people. Your life is a little bland and the only spice in it is salt.


After all of this happens, you'll realize that you already have one true love, and no random hottie on Instagram can change that.

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