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The Squad... As Character Archetypes
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Your squad is made up of many differing personalities that all come together and somehow manage to get along. Although your squad may vary in numbers, each of these archetypes describes at least one of your friends. Tag your squad as the following archetypes!

1. The Brains

They are the mastermind behind every excursion. They are so organized, that everyone has a color-coded icon in the group chat. The Brains is an overachiever, they have to be the best at everything they do or else they get discouraged. They may also qualify as The Leader, if your squad has that type of dynamic.

2. The Muscle

The Muscle, as it implies, is the strongman of the group. They will defend the group from any attack, no matter what. They are the ride or die friend. If you need help burying a body, The Muscle will get sh*t done.

3. The Lancer

The Lancer is the opposite of The Brains. This isn't to say they aren't smart, just that whereas The Brains is organized, and prim and proper, The Lancer is more... chaotic. They like to have fun, and can be considered the hype man of the squad.

4. The Wild Card

They are completely unpredictable. What is the Wild Card? We just don't know.

5. The Medic

The Medic is 100% the Mom Friend. They will nurse you back to health, while scolding you about how irresponsible you are. If someone so much as sneezes, they are right there with some Kleenex, a thermometer, and cold medicine.

6. The Looks

The friend that's so beautiful, you don't know if you want to be them or date them.

7. The Newbie

The baby of the group who tries their best to make it in a crapsack world. They can be somewhat naive about things. Alternatively, they may be wise beyond their years.

8. The Chick

The "girly-girl"/more feminine person of the group. The are sensitive to the world around them, and get upset when others are upset. They want everyone to get along. They are the creative types--artists, musicians, writers--because they are just so full of emotion they have to let it out somehow.

9. The Geek

The Geek speaks only in pop culture references. They know anything and everything about Nerd Culture, and will rant at you at 2 am about their Harry Potter fan theory.

10. The Quiet One

They are sweet, yet shy. They don't say much, to the point where others in the group chat wonder if they're still alive. When they do talk, it's either something poignant, or something fit for a round of Cards Against Humanity. In fact, never play CAH with the Quiet One, because they will surprise you in ways you never expected.

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