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The Sorority Recruitment Bible

A guide of biblical proportions for sorority recruitment.

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The Sorority Recruitment Bible

Sorority recruitment is a big deal below the Bible Belt, like a BIG deal — bigger than Cam Newton. During the week of Sorority Recruitment the girls have a Pi Chi, a group leader and this group leader is trained to know anything and everything about recruitment, so almost like your small town preacher. Well, this Pi Chi is full of advice but there are 10 things, 10 commandments if you will, that they forget to tell you.

1. Thou shalt cry in public and not be judged.

2. Thou shalt call thy mother, thy father, and thy grandmother when the stress gets unbearable.

3. Thou shalt bring D.O. for thy B.O.

4. Thou shalt not listen to others' opinions.

5. Thou shalt have an emergency bag filled with necessities.

6. Thou shalt not be late to a party.

7. Thou shalt be hydrated.

8. Thou shalt wait in line for the ladies if only necessary.

9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors appearance, thou looks just as good, if not better.

10. Thou shalt be yourself, because thou rocks.

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