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17 Times, Even After All These Years, Paris Hilton And Nicole Richie Were Still Relatable AF

With the Jersey Shore reboot and The Hill reboot, I think it is time to do America a favor and reboot The Simple Life, because we all could use a little more mind-numbing reality TV.

Brittany Tomore

Oct 27, 2018

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17 Times, Even After All These Years, Paris Hilton And Nicole Richie Were Still Relatable AF

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For Halloween this year, I am dressing up as Nicole Richie and, in order to prepare myself to do my best impression of her, I have been doing a little research. What I've come to find is that The Simple Life is 100 percent the kind of TV I need in my life, and that I want Paris and Nicole to be my bffs.

1. Words of Wisdom

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There are plenty of times I never know what to say, but instead of saying "cool" or "wow" or "that's crazy" when you don't know what to say, be original and respond with "that's hot."

2. Nicole knows what sells

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14 years later and it still rings true.

3. Always lending a helping hand

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4. When you are searching for a formal date and realize there are no cute guys at your school

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Fun fact: there literally were only two cute guys that I went to high school with, so this is even more relatable!

5. Ordering food

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Ordering food is hard. It is even harder when you don't know the name of the Power Puff Girls apparently.

6. Total princesses

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Next semester I'm totally going to say this when my professors ask what I'd like to go by.

7. Celebrities: they're just like us and have store alarms go off on them

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8. Sometimes you just want some enchiladas

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9. Some birthday presents aren't that good

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I hate flowers. They are just going to die. What's the point?!

10. When you only have $3.28 in your checking account

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11. The only life advice you ever need

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I wouldn't usually take advice from Paris Hilton, but I must say this is some gold right here.

12. How I feel after a day of class

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13. Not everyone can be athletic

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I wouldn't know what it is like to try to play basketball in Louis Vuitton, but I know what it is like to try and play basketball, and that is hard.

14. They care about the environment

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PREACH PARIS!!!!!

15. They have a type

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Every girl has their type. Mine are men built like refrigerators, Nicole likes them skinny and pale.

16. They are self-tanning bronze beauties

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Anyone who knows me knows that I swear by self tanning and it appears my favorite celebrity bffs do too!

17. Bible

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Nicole 13:21

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17 Times, Even After All These Years, Paris Hilton And Nicole Richie Were Still Relatable AF

With the Jersey Shore reboot and The Hill reboot, I think it is time to do America a favor and reboot The Simple Life, because we all could use a little more mind-numbing reality TV.

1. Words of Wisdom

2. Nicole knows what sells

3. Always lending a helping hand

4. When you are searching for a formal date and realize there are no cute guys at your school

5. Ordering food

6. Total princesses

7. Celebrities: they're just like us and have store alarms go off on them

8. Sometimes you just want some enchiladas

9. Some birthday presents aren't that good

10. When you only have $3.28 in your checking account

11. The only life advice you ever need

12. How I feel after a day of class

13. Not everyone can be athletic

14. They care about the environment

15. They have a type

16. They are self-tanning bronze beauties

17. Bible

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Or at least try to do.

1. I will wake up (sorta) on time for class.

2. I will look decent for class.

3. I will go to the gym more.

4. I will go to the library and study more.

5. I will meet new people.

For those long nights that turn into mornings when the struggle is real.

1. Walk in motivated and ready to rock

2. Disappointed you let it get this bad

3. Distracted: When a 10-Minute Break Becomes an Hour

4. When the Yearning for Sleep Sneaks Up

5. In the words of Lorelai Gilmore "Coffee, Coffee, Coffee"

Oh, so done.

You need sleep, but also have 13 things due in the span of 4 days.

1. When it's December 1 and you have seven things due, three exams, and haven't slept in three days.

2. So you stress.

3. And cry.

4. Then call your mom to cry some more.

5. After the pep talk, you feel determined to get everything done.

6. But, now you're tired.

7. And really hungry.

8. Suddenly, it's 2 a.m. and you have only written three sentences and your paper is due in the morning.

9. You've made it to Friday... somehow.

10. Then Sunday hits and you find yourself back at the Lib.

11. So you cry some more.

12. But, you fight through the tears to get everything done because you're determined.

13. In the end, you feel on top of the world because you made it through the last week of class alive.

14. But, now it's finals week so good luck.

"I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and whoever else invented copy and paste. Thank you."

1. I'm so tired. I need a nap. Maybe I can sleep with my eyes open in class? Or pretend I'm not napping?

2. We have a test today? Why didn't anyone tell me? Did I know this?!

3. Can I quit school yet? It's only October, and I need a vacation.

4. The struggle is so real.

5. I'm so broke. SOS.

6. Stressed? Eat everything you own in your pantry and stuff your face with all your feelings.

7. "Did we have anything due in class today? Homework? Quiz? Test?" "Not that I know of..."

8. I need food. Where is the closest place to get food? I need it stat.

9. This is the longest day of my life. I need a drink, or two, or three.

10. Sleep? What is sleep? What a foreign concept.

11. When someone suggests going and studying in the library, let alone studying in general.

12. When the cafeteria or student center is packed and you can't find a seat anywhere so you literally have to sit in an abandoned corner.

13. When you see someone you used to hook up with. They see you, and approach you; so you have to pretend like everything is normal.

14. When you get your exam and realize you didn't study as much as you should have.

15. When you crush it on an exam or paper that you totally bullshitted.

16. I need a grande, extra strong coffee to get me through today.

17. When the professor announces you have a project due the following week with no instruction on what it's on and how to do it.

18. Is it Friday yet? Where's the weekend when you need it most?

19. It's freezing in here. I feel like I'm sitting in an igloo. I should have brought a jacket or worn long pants.

20. Did I remember my book? Damn, I forgot the book, and of course I need it for that quiz in class.

21. I would pay a million dollars to not go to class today; or actually never again.

22. I need a hoverboard to ride to class. Maybe then I wouldn't be running 15 minutes late to class every day.

23. Oh she/he's cute! I wonder if they're single. Who are they texting? They're BF/GF? I wonder if they think I'm cute. Could they be a potential new bae?

24. Why is there never any parking? I pay thousands of dollars a year for one parking spot to be open.

25. When it feels like you've been in class for an hour and you look at your phone and it has only been five minutes (I'm crying on the inside).

26. When the professor asks if there are any more questions at the end of class and someone raises their hand.

27. When you get assigned the most incompetent group of people possible for a group project.

28. I need a comfort dog so I can avoid all life and school responsibilities.

"A Christmas Story" is the star on top of the tree.

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