Florida State University is well known for its extensive party atmosphere. There are multiple packed venues on any given day of the week, and consistent specials catered toward college students. While a true night out in Tallahassee may take some surprising turns, expectations remain constant based on where you choose to party.
1. Aries - Bullwinkles.
The most aggressively strict club... Mess with theBull, get the cops.
2. Taurus - Cancun's.
Here to dance, but mainly here for chips and salsa.
3. Gemini - Standard.
This is genuinely one of the most crowded and annoying places you'll ever step foot in.
4. Cancer - Club Downunder.
This is the perfect venue for anything moody and emotional. You'll always find at least one girl with blue hair in the audience.
5. Leo - Clyde's.
Overpriced and overrated, but everyone seems to come back for some reason...
6. Virgo - Yianni's.
This tiny hole in the wall is only memorable because they won't let you forget that they created the Y-Bomb.
7. Libra - Recess.
This venue includes an outdoor pool, likely filled with unknown diseases, as well as an indoor four-sided bar.
8. Scorpio - Coliseum.
Its ruins located under Tallahassee's newest Super Target, this club is definitely jaded.
9. Sagittarius - Bajas.
Expect to dance with someone for five minutes or less- no exceptions.
10. Capricorn - Tenn.
This is the only place cheap enough to host the tragic scam that is I'm Shmacked.
11. Aquarius - Gordos.
You'll probably only come here to take home one of their giant cups.
12. Pisces - Potbelly's.
This is the ideal place for Happy Hour, as well as most other events that don't necessarily fit anywhere else.