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Surviving The Spring Semester As Told By Quotes From "Bones"

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Surviving The Spring Semester As Told By Quotes From "Bones"
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Considering it is college, it's no surprise you will hear weird things throughout the campus. The TV show "Bones" has some interesting sayings as well that could easily describe how the semester is going.

Here are sayings from "Bones" that perfectly describe how the semester is going thus far:

1. "I don't know what that means." - Dr. Temperance Brennan

Literally everyday in class.

2. "I need subtitles walking in here."- Agent Seeley Booth

When a professor goes off on a tangent in a subject you don't quite understand.

3. "I find intelligence soothing."- Dr. Temperance Brennan

After being in college for so long, sometimes the transition to normal talk can be difficult.

4. "Men aren’t like us. They’re much more fragile and needy. The fact that they think we’re the needy ones is a testament to our superiority."- Angela Montengro

When a bunch of girls get together to talk about boys, it usually leads to a variation of this.

5. "I miss normal people."- Agent Seeley Booth

After seeing people who talk about college 24/7, it is okay to want to let loose and not talk about grades, GPA, or homework.

6. "Testosterone spill on aisle four."- Angela Montengro

When a bunch of males get together and suddenly its a contest between who is better.

7. "This is, I wanna say anomalous, but I’m going to go with weird."- Dr. Temperance Brennan

When you walk into class and something interesting is happening, but you don't know exactly what.

8. "Thanks for the gum."- Agent Seeley Booth

Usually this happens in secret and only with your friends.

9. "There’s… You’re correct. There’s an inconsistency in my reasoning."- Dr. Zack Addy

When you are in an argument, but still want to sound reasonably smart.

10. "They’ll never work. They’re, like, complete opposites."- Agent Seeley Booth

When you talk about your two friends who you want to get together, but you fear they will rip each other apart.

11. "All right, you’ve got steel ovaries."- Hank Booth

You know, instead of saying you got balls, you got steel ovaries.

12. "You need to Google “Venn diagram.”"- Dr. Temperance Brennan

When you working in a group project and trying to split the work evenly.

13. "I can still be surprised by people."- Agent Seeley Booth

When you think that you've seen it all.

14. "You should expect to be impressed by me."- Dr. Temperance Brennan

The things you say to a professor in an easy "A" class.

15. "We don’t make any sense at all."- Agent Seeley Booth

When you and your project partner are doing the presentation the night before and are just throwing things together.

16. "I love you. I’m willing to do irrational things to prove it."- Dr. Temperance Brennan

The product of college love.

17. "You lied to me! I could have missed this!"- Dr. Temperance Brennan

When your friend insists that you have to go to the one class that you wanted to miss and nothing important happens.

18. "There are mysteries I will never understand..."- Dr. Temperance Brennan

When you are trying to adult and it is not quite working out.

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