Minnesota: The Land of 10,000 Lakes, The North Star State, basically Antartica. If you are apart of the lucky population of those who live in this great state, then you are probably crying along with the rest of us about the current weather conditions. Come on Minnesota, IT'S APRIL. To those of you who don't live in Minnesota, here is an explanation of the seasons in Minnesota as told by The Office. ( All gifs are courtesy of Giphy.com)
1. Basically Antartica
School canceled due to snow? Nah, the school was canceled because of the -45 degree windchill.
2. Normal Winter
It's bearable, but please leave.
3. Weeklong Spring
40 degrees? Break out the sandals and the shorts, it's finally getting warm again.
4. Second Winter
Enough.
5. Spring!
Okay, now we can actually pack up the winter gear.
6. Sike, Third Winter
This was to be expected, but for the love of mother nature PLEASE STOP.
7. Spring? Winter? Mud Season.
Good luck with that spring gear. Is it acceptable to wear snow boots to avoid the mud that is everywhere? Also, that road that you probably take to work is flooded... good luck.
8. Actual Spring
Honestly, who cares anymore.
9. Construction Season
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. 20-minute drive? Make it at least twice that.
10. Vacation to the Sahara
When you can go from -50 degree weather in the winter to 115 in the summer you know there a problem... or you're just in Minnesota.
11. Fall...
Time for Uggs.
12. Second Summer
Please stop complaining about it being so hot out.
13. Back to School
This needs no explanation.
12. Winter, aka Hibernation Mode Activated
If you need me, I'll be in a pile of blankets.