A snarling Sasquatch went on the prowl

As the wolves began to howl

While a hog devoured a trout

Ignoring the warning from an owl

Snorting with its big ol’ snout…

…followed by a SQUEAL!

As it became the ape’s next meal

Chowing down on its meat

Startling a pack of wild geese

Defecating as they flee

Into a midst of shady trees

Oh what a tasty treat

POW! went a shotgun

Sending the Sasquatch on the run

Shaking the ground with a plunge

Smashing trees as it trudged

Oh dear, what have they done?

There’s no escaping the Bigfoot’s grudge

He’ll devour them for lunch!

“Show yourself varmint!” they called

Trembling with weapons drawn

Unaware that they’d be mauled

Blinded by a deathly fog

Then came a stench so foul

Followed by a frightening growl

“Out here they’ll never hear you scream!”

“So there’s really just no need.”

“It’s only fate you see,

that you’re here to nourish me.”

Then they fell victim to the savage beast

Oh what a scrumptious feast

“Excuse me, may I have a bite?”

Asked a buzzard, quite polite

“Sure.” The Sasquatch replied.

As the buzzard trembled in fright

“May I ask what we’re dining on?”

“Humans, but don’t be alarmed.”

Great Scott! The buzzard thought.

“You know what, I’d rather not.”

“Nonsense!” The Sasquatch said.

“Dig in or you’re next.”

The buzzard tried to fly

But too late, oh how it cried

As the Sasquatch grabbed its beak

Twisting till it gave a shriek

“What a fine appetizer you’ll make,

for my darling pet snake.”

Just another day at Crystal Lake