Everyone is a little bit sassy... some more than others. Being sassy can be a full time job and not everyone is up to the task. Here are a few signs that you're the sassiest of them all.
1. Your second language is sarcasm
2. Even when you aren’t trying to be sassy, people think you are
3. You’re well versed in the phrase “You were thinking it, I just said it”
4. If it can be judged, you’re judging it
5. You see no reason to hide your resting bitch face
6. Feelings? Lol, what are those?
7. People question whether you have a soul or if it’s really just a black hole
8. Even you don’t know the answer to that. Best guess is you have one, it’s just as dark as your humor
9. Inappropriate time for a joke? Yep, you probably said one
10. The thin line between sassy and asshole? You’ve crossed it
11. You have no problem telling it like it is
12. Or calling someone out on their shit
13. If looks could kill your face would be a weapon of mass destruction
14. You are a Comeback Queen
15. Sorry never sorry
Here’s to us sassy ones. You do you, boo.