A resume can only hold so many of our accomplishments and attributes. A resume should be as professional as possible. BUT deep down inside this is what we all wish we could put on our resumes:
1. How many songs you have memorized
2. Blindly identifying all the fast food pizza places correctly
3. Acing all of your exams while hungover
4. Getting in A in a class without using the "required book"
5. Professional blogger
6. Having over 1,000 Instagram likes on a picture
7. Being twitter famous
8. The amount of shots you can take
9. Eating a large pokeystixs by yourself in under 30 min
10. Expert fuckboy detector
11. Tinder queen/king
12. Can watch Netflix for days without eating or sleeping
13. The ability to pen extremely witty Instagram caption
14. How well you can filter an Instagram photo
15. Can burp the alphabet backwards
16. Haven't stayed sober weeks at a time
17. Lived off of $15 for a week
18. Attended 8 am classes every semester
19. Wore heels while going out on multiple occasions and didn't fall
20. Being a dog mom/dad
21. Watched the whole series of stranger things in three days
22. Is a funny drunk
23. Beer Pong champion
24. Slept with a women in every single sorority
25. Slept with a man in every single fraternity
26. Was * insert fraternity or sorority* sweetheart
27. How many times you said you would never drink again
28. Best procrastinator ever
29. Longest snap streak of all time
30. Can nap during the day and STILL fall asleep at night
31. Survived communal bathrooms
32. Being featured on your school's snap story
33. Expert in spending money you don't have
34.
Mastery skills in cooking Ramen
35. Creator of the best playlists
36.
How long you can keep your phone at 1%
37. Can eat a chipotle burrito under a minute
38. Watched The Office 5 times
39. Never paid for your own drinks
40. Can contour like no other
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