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The Real Hokie Bucket List

This may or may not be a little ratchet, folks.

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Virginia Tech is home to a plethora of different types of people and we all do some crazy things. The alumni association of VT has created a "Hokie Bucket List," but it encompasses a very limited spectrum of activities, including different classes to enroll in and where to eat the best gyro... This list is a little more unconventional than their list. Students at VT have helped me comprise this complete list of things that every hokie should do before graduation, no matter how ratchet, irrational, ridiculous, or embarrassing.

1) Sex on the 50th yard-line in Lane Stadium. (I know this is an aggressive start... but YOLO, am I right?)

2) Hook up in Torg Bridge.

3) Be on VT crushes.

4) Write on VT crushes.

5) Perform in some way on the Burrus Hall stage.

6) Hook up with a Tinder match.

7) Hold the door open for President Sands.

8) Go to a date party with a random date.

9) Participate in Relay For life or the Big Event or both.

10) See the Unicycle Guy.

11) Take a bath in a dorm (with or without someone).

12) Go to a fitness class at McComas.

13) Go to one of the free belly dancing classes in War Memorial.

14) Steal alcohol from a fraternity.

15) Eat Sunday brunch at D2 (not as a freshman).

16) Eat late night food at DX (not as a freshman).

17) Hike Huckleberry trail.

18) Have sex in McBryde 100.

19) Do the walk of shame across the drill field on a Friday morning.

20) Hook up with someone in the DX line.

21) Go to a party in Pheasant Run.

22) Pee outside of an apartment in Pheasant Run.

23) See the Swan Couple.

24) Poop in every bathroom on campus.

25) Get a piece of Hokie Stone.

26) Go hungover to your Friday 8 AM.

27) Puke in your Friday 8 AM.

28) Go the math empo drunk.

29) Start a chant on the drunk bus.

30) Take a picture with the Plaid Avenger himself, Dr. Boyer.

31) Hook up with your TA.

32) Steal Sammy the goat from AGR.

33) Get a parking spot on the 2nd floor of the parking garage after 10 AM on MWF.

34) Jump to Enter Sandman at Lane Stadium.

35) Cow tip the agricultural department's cows.

36) Steal Pike's trophy from their house.

37) Pregame during an evening class.

38) Stalk someone for a spot in the parking garage.

39) Collect as many frat t-shirts after hook-ups as you can.

40) Streak the drillfield.

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