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The Real 12 Days Of Christmas

Merry Christmas and shut the hell up! - Peter Griffin

Samantha Kelleher
Dec 16, 2015
University of South Florida
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The Real 12 Days Of Christmas
1. On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...their Netflix password for all eternity.


2. On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...two bottles of wine.


3. On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...three desserts to stuff my face with.


4. On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...four "so are you dating anyone?" questions.


5. On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...five hangovers.


6. On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...six overdrafts from the bank (dolla-dolla bills).


7. On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...seven Salvation Army Santas.


8. On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...eight more bottles of wine.


9. On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...nine spiked eggnogs.


10. On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...10 sh*tty Christmas albums.


11. On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...11 buckets of tears because I'm so poor.


12. On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...12 awkward family encounters.

Merry Christmas y'all!

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