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For all my Tinderella's out there

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For those of you living under rocks and are thus not aware, Tinder is a "dating" app. I put dating in parenthesis, because let’s face it; you never actually end up on a date. Let’s just call Tinder what it is, a “Netflix and Chill” generator. So, any girl who has ever Tindered in her life can agree that this is basically the process.

1. No *swipe left*

2. No *swipe left*

3. Hell no *swipe left*

4. Nope *swipe left*

5. I guess he's okay *swipe right*

6. Noooooo * hard swipe left*

7. Serious why does everyone look like a gremlin on here? *swipe left*

8. "Holy Crap! It's Jake from my Chem class." Can't swipe too fast. Don't want to look desperate *Intimidate right swipe"

9. "It wasn't an immediate match, I'm going to be alone with 100,000 cats I swear"

*Continues Swiping*

10. "So much no" *swipe left*

11. "Hot but a douche" * Swipe left*

12. "Ugh, he's in a picture with all girls. Byyeee Felicia"

13. "This is the 5th guy in a row with a fishing picture, could they be less original? *Swipe left*

14. "Oh god! The mirror selfie" *Swipe left*

15. "This kid is in my Public Speaking class, Should I swipe right just to see if we match?" *Swipes right"

16. "Oh my god! He totally matched back. Now I can never look at him again"

17. "Dang it! He messaged me!"

18. "He said 'Hey don't I know you from somewhere?' This is so awkward. I am not answering.

19. " Ugh, some dude just messaged me 'You're sexy like a chocolate strawberry'. What does that even mean?"

20. "STOP EVERYTHING! Jake just matched with me AND sent me a message! I can't look"

*Roommates tackle you to the ground and take your phone*

21. "Seriously guys, do not message him!" "Okay tell me what he said!"

* Roommates send carefully crafted message back*

22. "You guys did not send 'Hey sexy, wanna meet up this week and study chemistry? And I don't just mean the class winky face emoji'"

23. "I hate you all"

24. "Oh god. Jake wants to meet up! Oh my god, oh my god. What do I do?"

* Mentally makes note to never ever actually meet up with Jake*

25. " Guys, seriously. Help me come up with something to say back!"

26. "Fine, if you guys won't help me I just won't respond"

27. "This app is stupid, I'm deleting it"

* Deletes app, but re-downloads a week later*

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