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The Post-Breakup Drinking Game: A Poem

Take a drink.

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Couple

Take a drink

Every time you see or hear her name.


Take a drink

Every time she messages you.


Take a drink

Every time you want to message her.


Take a drink

Every time she tries to act like a friend.


Take a drink

Every time you ask her not to.


Take a drink

Every time you cry over her.


Take a drink

Every time she doesn't cry over you.


Take a drink

Every time you think of her.


Take a drink

Every time she doesn't think of you.


Take a drink

Every time you think.


When she kisses another boy,

Drink.


When she acts like she didn't do anything,

Drink.


When she selfishly tries to stay in your life,

Drink.


When she makes you uncomfortable,

Drink.


When she talks about her dates,

Drink.


When she won't let you heal,

Drink.


When she ignores your pleas,

Drink.


When she says she's done nothing wrong,

Drink.


When she tries to justify cheating,

Drink.


When she lives her life without you,

Drink.


Every time you take a drink,

Take another drink.

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