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The Perfect Responses To The Questions Your Family Will Ask You Over The Holidays

Thank you, Mindy Lahiri and Michael Scott, for helping us through this tough time.

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The Perfect Responses To The Questions Your Family Will Ask You Over The Holidays

With the holiday season comes great food, Christmas cheer, and plenty of family time. It is inevitable that your relatives or family friends will feel obligated to give you the third degree about your semester at every holiday function. We call upon the ever eloquent Mindy Lahiri of "The Mindy Project" and Michael Scott of "The Office" to help us through the interrogation.

What is your major?

Technically my major isn’t McDonalds per say, but I have become an expert in late night fast food eating.


How were your grades this semester?

So maybe my GPA doesn’t quite reflect it, but I learned a lot this semester. College made me really smart, I swear!

Are you dating anyone?

To be completely honest.

Why not?


‘Cause I’m an independent woman who doesn’t need no man, OK?!

I’m sure you’ll find someone soon! You are so adorable!


Wow, thank you!

Do you like your roommate?

Yes, I do! Safe to say we are irrationally obsessed with each other, and three weeks is way too long to be separated.

My cousin’s best friend’s daughter’s niece goes to your school! Do you know her?

My school is not huge, but the chances of me running into that random person you barely know that you are “pretty sure” goes to my college and you are “almost positive” is in my grade are very slim.

Overall, do you like school?

I had an amazing semester and, although being home is great, I can’t wait to get back!

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