The Odyssey Rejects Twitter | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Student Life

The Odyssey Rejects Twitter

Just a bunch of open letters.

31
The Odyssey Rejects Twitter

As a writer of The Odyssey I try to create content that is relatable to others, but I also write things for myself. The internet is booming with thousands of Odyssey articles and because there are so many it's sometimes difficult to come up with something original. However, the other day I stumbled upon this Twitter account; @OdysseyRejects. Originally I was a tad bit salty because they are basically mocking articles and people who write for The Odyssey by tweeting hypothetical, but not serious article titles. But instead of feeling annoyed by this account I figured it would make for a good article to applaud them for the interesting article ideas.

Here are 10 tweets from the Twitter account @OdysseyRejects:

1. "Why I'm Boycotting Coachella Until Drake Bell Is The Headliner"

I mean if you were a huge fan or Drake and Josh, then I could see why you'd appreciate Drake Bell headlining for Coachella. But would that every actually happen?

2. "What Watching Spy Kids Taught Me About Working For the CIA"

Other than Spy Kids being a sci-fi children's movie, it would make for a great article. Minus the fact that it's fiction and literally taught me nothing about working for the CIA.

3. "67 Things You See at Coachella, as Told by Someone Who Wasn't There"

I giggled at this one because I feel like quite a few articles about Coachella aren't written by people who were actually there. So this article would kind of be funny, but of course would be better if you did in-fact attend the festival.

4. "13 Signs You're From a Hometown That Nobody Else Has Heard of Or Cares About"


Honestly, I ALWAYS want to write one of these articles but I'm like "people don't even know where South Berwick is".

5. "I Disowned My Sister For Not Posting A Picture of Me On National Sibling Day, And That's Okay"


This is legit me and my sister, "UH, why haven't you posted a picture of me today? It's National Sibling Day."

6. "62 Reasons Why the Guy Who Texts "U Up?" at 3 a.m. Is More Poetic Than Shakespeare"


No Comment.

7. "How Watching Jersey Shore Taught Me How To Love"


I really hope Jersey Shore didn't teach you anything about love, although I'm sure there are some Sammi and Ronnie loving relationships out there.

8. "The Ultimate Spotify Playlist For Your Sunday Morning Walk of Shame"


This would probably make for a great article, my playlist would include songs that make me feel as confident as the woman in this GIF.

9. "94 Kanye West Tweets That I Would Literally Put On My Tombstone"


Stay tuned, I'll be writing this article.

10. "What Buying Alcohol For Minors Taught Me About Community Service"


It's all about giving back, it doesn't matter the form.

There's a lot more from where those came from; most of them being aggressively over the top unethical article ideas, but you should still check it out. Anyways, I'll still be here happily writing for The Odyssey despite this Twitter mocking it's existence.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Relationships

Power of Love Letters

I don't think I say it enough...

442913
Illistrated image of a letter with 2 red hearts
StableDiffusion

To My Loving Boyfriend,

  • Thank you for all that you do for me
  • Thank you for working through disagreements with me
  • Thank you for always supporting me
  • I appreciate you more than words can express
  • You have helped me grow and become a better person
  • I can't wait to see where life takes us next
  • I promise to cherish every moment with you
  • Thank you for being my best friend and confidante
  • I love you and everything you do

To start off, here's something I don't say nearly enough: thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you from the bottom of my heart. You do so much for me that I can't even put into words how much I appreciate everything you do - and have done - for me over the course of our relationship so far. While every couple has their fair share of tiffs and disagreements, thank you for getting through all of them with me and making us a better couple at the other end. With any argument, we don't just throw in the towel and say we're done, but we work towards a solution that puts us in a greater place each day. Thank you for always working with me and never giving up on us.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

11 Signs You Grew Up In Hauppauge, NY

Because no one ever really leaves.

16399
Map of Hauppauge, New York
Google

Ah, yes, good old Hauppauge. We are that town in the dead center of Long Island that barely anyone knows how to pronounce unless they're from the town itself or live in a nearby area. Hauppauge is home to people of all kinds. We always have new families joining the community but honestly, the majority of the town is filled with people who never leave (high school alumni) and elders who have raised their kids here. Around the town, there are some just some landmarks and places that only the people of Hauppauge will ever understand the importance or even the annoyance of.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

Moana's Top 10 Life Tips

"Moana" is filled with life lessons that involve far more than finding true love as many other Disney movies do.

41478
Animated image of a woman with long dark hair and tattoos
StableDiffusion

1. It's easy to be fooled by shiny things.

Digital image of shiny gemstones in cased in gold. shiny things StableDiffusion

Tamatoa created a liar filled with shiny things simply for the purpose of tricking fish to enter and become his food. He too experiences a lesson in how easy it is to be tricked by shiny things when Moana distracts him by covering herself in glowing algae so Maui can grab his hook.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

7 Types Of Students You Will Meet In College

You wish you could be #5, but you know you're probably a #6.

21195
cool group of lazy college students in class
StableDiffusion

There are thousands of universities around the world, and each school boasts its own traditions and slogans. Some schools pride themselves on sports, while others emphasize their research facilities. While there is a myriad of differences among each and every school, there will always these seven types of students in class.

Keep Reading...Show less
Featured

15 Rhyme Without Reason Greek Life Function Ideas

When you have no ideas for what to wear to this date function

321634
A dog and a frog
Healthy Pets

I am going to a rhyme without reason date function and I have looked at so many different rhyming words and I figured there need to be a new list of words. At these functions, there are usually at least two rockers and boxers and an umpteenth amount of dogs and frogs. I have come up with a list of creative and unique ideas for these functions.

If you like what you see, get a shopping cart going with these costumes.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments