In light of halloween I chose to take on a topic that freightens us all, Donald Trump. Voting day is coming very soon and I hope everyone is registered because this election matters. But just in case you don't know who to vote for yet, here are a few of Mr. Trumps comments that may make this decision a little easier.

On President Obama:

"Our great African-American President hasn't exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore."

"An extremely credible source has called my office and told me that Barack Obama's birth certificate is a fraud."

On people of color:

"And isn't it funny. I've got black accountants at Trump Castle and Trump Plaza. Black guys counting my money! I hate it."

"Laziness is a trait in blacks. It really is, I believe that. Its not anything they can control."

"When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best....they're rapists...some, I assume, are good people"

On women:

"Ariana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man- he made a good decision."

"You know, it really doesn't matter what the media write as long as you've got a young and beautiful, piece of ass."

"I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd date her."

"I'm automatically attracted to beautiful women-I just start kissing them. Its like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything....grab them by the pussy. You can do anything."

On himself:

"My IQ is one of the highest- and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure; it's not your fault'"

"The point is, you can never be too greedy."

"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are others various parts of my body."

"I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are beautiful."

"The beauty of me is that I'm very rich."

My only response to Mr. Trumps is yikes.