The loud noise of people shouting

"I told you the Undertaker was going to have a match!"

in the next room,

fills the air through the entire house.

Why do they yell, you ask?

It is from the excitement of WrestleMania.

Meanwhile, the baby is sleeping, and

I retreated to our bedroom,

I have a rough draft of my nonfiction piece due tonight,

am I going to make the deadline?

"You better not wake the baby!"

I can still hear, "Undertaker beat Cena!"

as if I were in the living room.

Why must there be such a loud sound?

I do not think they even heard me.

"Why did Brock win?"

Why can't they just talk normal?

It is because WrestleMania is finally here,

the biggest thing for wrestling year-round.