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Donald Trump Explains What It's Like To Be A Frat Groupie

Not a groupie, a V.I.P.

Erika Memolo

Sep 12, 2016

Middlesex School

Donald Trump Explains What It's Like To Be A Frat Groupie

When you first gain “groupie” status...

When you go there Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday day AND Saturday night...

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When you enter the party and are immediately greeted by a sea of familiar faces...

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When people tell you to start going to different frats...

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When you convert one of your friends into a groupie...

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When you start the night at a different frat but still end up at the OG frat by the end of the night...

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When new girls think that they’re “next level” groupies...

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When all of the brothers want to take pictures with you...

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When you hear people talking bad about your favorite frat...

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Cutting the line for the keg and looking back at the “non groupies” like...

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When you know all of the brothers “family” lineages...

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When you walk into class for the first time and spot a brother...

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When they have an exclusive mixer with a sorority and you can’t go...

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When your friends have hooked up with one too many of them...

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When you have to compete during their philanthropy week...

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When their formal season is coming up...

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When freshman boys ask you what frat they should rush...

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When all the boys at your favorite frat are TRUE GENTLEMAN...

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Knowing that theres no other fraternity that makes you feel more at home...

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Donald Trump Explains What It's Like To Be A Frat Groupie

Not a groupie, a V.I.P.

When you first gain “groupie” status...

When you go there Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday day AND Saturday night...

When you enter the party and are immediately greeted by a sea of familiar faces...

When people tell you to start going to different frats...

When you convert one of your friends into a groupie...

When you start the night at a different frat but still end up at the OG frat by the end of the night...

When new girls think that they’re “next level” groupies...

When all of the brothers want to take pictures with you...

When you hear people talking bad about your favorite frat...

Cutting the line for the keg and looking back at the “non groupies” like...

When you know all of the brothers “family” lineages...

When you walk into class for the first time and spot a brother...

When they have an exclusive mixer with a sorority and you can’t go...

When your friends have hooked up with one too many of them...

When you have to compete during their philanthropy week...

When their formal season is coming up...

When freshman boys ask you what frat they should rush...

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Sometimes, we just can't help the feelings we have

1. Wow. My voice sounds amazing with this song.

2. Okay, if you can't sing, don't do it.

3. But wait, I don't think I can be friends with someone who isn't going to jam out in the car with me.

4. Dance part in the car! Even when I'm alone. Because every song is my favorite.

5. Stop light. Act calm. Be cool.

6. Yes! Green light! Back at it!

7. I don't know this song, but I'm going to sing along anyway.

8. Why am I not famous yet?

9. Being next to someone who can't sing so you feel good about yourself because you rock!

10. OK, I'm so good. I need to sing louder so I can help these people out.

11. My voice doesn't reach some of those notes, maybe I should sit this one out.

12. Randomly bursting out in song and getting weird looks because of it.

13. God, thank you so much for giving me a good voice.

14. Man, I feel bad for people who can't sing.

15. Was I just humming? Did they hear me?

16. Having dance moves to go along with most songs.

17. Not being able to stop yourself at correcting people when they mess up.

18. Maybe I should post myself singing.

19. Nah, can't do it. Dumb idea.

20. Having my own personal concert in the shower. Every single time.

Normal people wouldn't understand

1. Having time to nap between classes or at all.

2. Waking up 10 minutes before your class starts and making it there in time.

3. Making it to class in general

4. Only having to hit the snooze button three times.

5. When you didn't do the homework and the teacher decides not to collect it for that day.

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9. Fake it til you make it.

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83% of my trends in college would have been shamed in high school.

1. Eat

2. Be seen running across campus

3. Sleep

4. Skip Class

5. Blurt out

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