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The Last Two Weeks Of School, As Told By Michael Scott

"You miss 100% of the chances you don't take. — Wayne Gretzky" — Michael Scott

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The Last Two Weeks Of School, As Told By Michael Scott
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With the last two weeks of school approaching and finals looming in the distance, college students stress levels have been through the roof. Packing up your room to go home while having to write three papers, take two more tests, and prepare for five finals while being in a coffee- and Red Bull-induced coma is basically how most of us are going to be spending this time. While you might feel like you are alone in the world and that you're going to die, believe me, sister, I feel the same way, and so does Michael Scott.

You decide to get ahead and start studying early and crack open your textbook, but don't know anything in it.

When you realize that you really aren't as prepared as you thought you were.

When you have to write a three-page paper on a topic that doesn't even relate to the class.

Your professor drops the lowest homework grade, but you didn't do five of them.

The whole entire day after you have been pulling all-nighters for a week straight.

When the professor says there will be a curve.

When you realize your first final is at 8 a.m. and it's the hardest one you have.

When your study break lasts for six hours and you now realize that you are six hours behind.

When your family calls to see how you are doing.

When you have lost all motivation.

When the university holds a free event with food and drinks for finals week.

When you realize that you haven't learned anything this semester.

When you're waiting for your professors to post your final grades.

When you pass.

Now it's summer! Go party!


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