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The Ladies Of Litchfield As College Majors

College can’t be worse than prison.

Emma Hermsmeier
Feb 22, 2018
Troy University
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Ever wondered what the inmates of Litchfield would've majored in if they weren't locked up?

1. Piper Chapman - Business Management and Administration

Piper is no stranger to running a business—especially when it's an illegal pantie business ran from inside a federal prison.

3. Poussey Washington - English

Poussey works in the library and loves reading. I'm pretty sure she could write a 10-page literary analysis on "Alice in Wonderland" with no problem. I don't know who would be more perfect for college, honestly.

4. Sophia Burset - Cosmetology

Just don't go to Danita.

5. Red Reznikov - Culinary Arts


Red makes prison food as bearable as it can be. Imagine if she were to have her own kitchen! People would be lining up at the doors just like the good ol' days.

6. Tiffany Doggett - Church Leadership and Administration


Pensatucky is crazy but boy, does she loves Jesus. Let’s just hope no one “disrespects” her.

7. Crazy Eyes - Theater


Crazy eyes may be a little misunderstood, but she lives to perform.

Whether they're in prison or getting a college degree, you can't help but love these inmates.

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