If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in because this article is going to be an interesting ride. If you're reading this right now and saying to yourself "But oh em gee, I hate the Kardashians and I don’t ever see them in a sorority!" then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don't have to get Chancellor Vitter too. Just kidding, this is not the University of Maryland and we will not have another viral fiasco.
What if Ray J never hit it first? What if Kylie never got her lips? Like literally, If the Kardashians were regular, degular human beings they would be Ole Miss sorority girls. BIBLE! Of course, you would have to overlook their overly sculpted physique, and millions of followers to think about their mind-blowing personalities. Being the huge Kardashian fan that I am, I can definitely see the Kardashians living life as Ole Miss sorority girls in the velvet ditch. OKUUUR sisters pay attention, chapter is in SESSION!
1. Kendall Jenner- Delta Gamma( DG)
D-e-l-t-a Delta D-e-l-t-a G-a-double-m-a Gamma! If she’s tall, and a brunette then she's obviously a DG. Kendall is classy but also knows how to have a good time when it’s necessary. I mean hello their reputation is on the line and looking like drunk kabobs at the bar will not sit well at chapter. DGs are known for their “good girl” reputation and their involvement with their philanthropy. Similar to Kendall, she’s sweet and she’s definitely involved with ripping the runway and anchoring her in our hearts.
2. Khloe Kardashian - Phi Mu
Phi Mu or should I say Phight Mu? Sorry sisters, don’t fight me. Khloe is 100% a Phi Mu. Khloe is pretty yet she’s the life of the party. Mu’s like every other sorority has the reputation of being “ cute blonde, nice girls” but once they hit the square, the Greek letters go out the window and they’re Reese Witherspoon on steroids.
3. Kim Kardashian- Tri Delta
Of course, Kim K would
4. Kylie Jenner- Chi O
Kylie is the perfect combination of sass and a whole lot of class.Yes, I know Chi O gets the reputation for being “snobby” but they can’t help the fact they look like yes and you look like no. Life isn’t fair and neither
5. Kourtney Kardashian-Pi Beta Phi
Like Literally, Pi Phi's are seriously the craziest individuals ever but in an "I can't live without them kind of way." They are full of character, pretty, and a big ball of fun. Their super sarcastic (and absolutely hilarious) commentary is what really identifies them as one of the most entertaining Kardashians.
