Ever watch a show and notice that there are characters that are absolutely horrible and have no redeeming qualities? You find that they're always kicking down the main characters and constantly judging them. For me, the fish on "Spongebob SquarePants"are those horrible characters.

For starters, they're always huge pieces of shit to literally everyone. One of them tells their son that their Krabby Patty is "old and dried out like that man over there" in reference to Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs heard every word of that. Another fish called Mr. Krabs' claws, "big" and "meaty." Wow, what assholes! As I've said, this doesn't just apply to Mr. Krabs, but everyone else. One fish casually drinks some soda and asks Patrick if he "just blew in from stupid town" when Patrick is struggling to accomplish a task. A bunch of fish even lie to Sandy when she is trying to find Spongebob in one episode, pretending to "find" him.

Now, you can argue that this is part of the show's comedy and I totally understand that, but what if we look at this show not as a show but as actual real life events? If this were actually happening, then the fish are constantly being assholes just for the sake of being mean rather than for comic relief. That's pretty rough! What if someone straight up insulted you to your face like the fish constantly do to the characters in almost every episode? I don't doubt that some people actually do that to each other in real life, but for most of us there isn't that much of a constant stream of bad luck unless you're being bullied. And that's what it is: bullying. These fish characters are bullies. I seriously wouldn't mind if Squidward kicked one of them in the groin or Mr. Krabs crushed them with his claws.

In conclusion, "Spongebob" fish, quit being assholes. Don't scream at Spongebob for forgetting a drink, stop stepping on Plankton, and don't you dare make fun of Spongebob's dream of wanting to fly. Who do you think you are? Certainly not the main characters of this show, that's for sure!