We all know how the first week of classes goes. Luckily, the first week of classes is supposed to be the easy and fun one. Although, it does not always feel that way. Sometimes the week is filled with excruciatingly long classes that you drop mid-class. Syllabus week is supposed to be fun and easy, but when you all of a sudden find yourself in the midst of a 2-hour lecture, all of your patience flies straight out of the window. Dropping a class during the class has such a satisfying feeling to it too.
Luckily, it seems that the creators of Spongebob Squarepants know this and have secretly been on our side the whole time. I mean, they totally created these historical landmark moments specifically for us as children and for us to continue to reference up until we became college students.
So here you have it folks, here is an accurate depiction of your first week of classes, as told by Spongebob Squarepants.
1. Monday morning - sleeping through your alarm (no matter how many you set and how hard you try to wake up)
You best believe my goddess of a roommate woke me up for class on Monday morning even though I set 12 alarms for myself all on the highest volume.
2. Monday morning (continued) - going to your first class with your best buddy
Matching t-shirts is a plus. Especially if this includes a matching t-shirt with your professor too. (I know from experience.)
3. Monday afternoon - after going to all of your classes and realizing how many assignments you have
Class only meets once a week, but you get 7 assignments per week?!!? #Drop
4. Wednesday - when you realize you are already falling behind on the simple assignments and you desperately need to get it together
I mean.... How far away is the new semester so we can start all over and pretend this never happened?
5. Thursday - when all of a sudden the week was the easiest week of your life, yet simultaneously the hardest somehow
and all of a sudden...
# Relatable. (This is honestly me every day though...)
6. Friday night - when you realize you made it through the rain, and can officially tackle this semester head on
Bring it on, school! We can handle this one.
Can't relate?!
Yeah. Same, honestly.
And there you have it, folks. A regular first week of classes as told by Spongebob Squarepants, the show that practically narrated our childhood and now is doing the same with our adult life. And so, here is to a successful school year, with the least amount of schedule changes possible, as to avoid unnecessary assignments.
