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Sep 01, 2017

The First Two Days of the Semester, As Told By Michael Scott

The first week back to college is a whirlwind of emotions and experiences, so check out the twenty things that are bound to happen if you go to TCNJ.

1. Seeing all of your friends after a LONG summer Break

2. Going out with your friends the first night like old times

3. Drinking too much the first night and instantly regretting your decision

4. Realizing you have to get your shit together for the first day of class

5. So you try to go to the bookstore and get your books that you need, but then you see the long line and you are like

6. Then, you go to Canvas and try to see if your professors have put any syllabi up (but they haven't)

7. Since you can't be productive, you decide to go out AGAIN #dage

8. And again, you regret your decision to go out

9. You walk into your first class and see that boy that you don't talk to anymore

10. Your professor shows up and FINALLY hands out the syllabus
11. The professor starts teaching ON THE FIRST DAY
12. Class is over!!!

13. Going from class to the library and seeing all the excited freshman walking around
14. Okay, library time. Let's try to understand today's class
15. Spending 5 minutes and giving up hope for the rest of the semester

16. Hearing about the Club Fair and getting all of the free stuff clubs give out, so you don't have to do school work

17. Rolling up to the library again after procastinating for 5 hours

18. Looking at Canvas and seeing that ALL of your syllabi are up!?!

19. You immediately begin stressing out, as you wonder how you are gonna get through the semester

20. However, you realize that all of your friends are on the same boat, so you know that it will be a good semester as long as they got your back

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Sleepovers are not a thing. They're just not.

1. You only ask things once.

2. Seriously, you only ask once.

3. When you do muster up the courage to ask your parents for something, you creep around and wait until they’re in a good mood.

4. Before you get that final yes, you have to go through an interview.

5. If you ever got “the eye,” you knew you were screwed.

6. You were always the first to leave your group of friends when hanging out.

7. If you say you will be home at a certain time, you better be home at that time.

8. Seeing a missed call from your parents sends fear and horror through your veins.

9. If relatives are coming over to the house, your room better be clean.

10. You are careful about what jokes you share with your parents.

11. "You’re not an adult until you turn 18! You can do whatever you want then!"

12. If plans change while you’re out, you better text or call.

13. Don’t talk back. Ever.

14. When you’re called by your full name, you’re in deep trouble.

15. Don’t make them call your name twice.

16. Sleepovers are not a thing.

17. Despite all of these things, you know your parents love you.

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3. Mistakes

4. Cooking for yourself

5. Hosting

6. Taking care of yourself

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10. Cleaning

11. Social life

No, really. I'm not mad. Just hungry.

1. You’re tired of people asking you if you know what “RBF” stands for every time you zone out.

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6. You find other people with RBF’s and have to convince yourself that you don’t look like them.

7. You constantly remind yourself, “At least I’m not a psycho.”

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4. I wonder what they're serving at the cafeteria.

5. How much does my teacher even get paid?

6. How much will I get paid?

7. This is the longest 50 minutes of my life.

8. Maybe if I call mom, she'll give me money.

9. How much do street performers make anyway?

10. Why am I here? I could be a street performer by now.

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