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Oct 24, 2016

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The First Five-Hundred Words That Came To Mind While I Bullshit Another Article

America

Butthole

White

People

Flag

Swedish

Pope

Catholicism

Pyromania

Rock

Pop

Bullshit

Guitar

Xylophone

Euphonium

Dragon

Wings

Fire

Burning

Catholics

Witches

Monty Python

Holy Grail

She Turned Me Into A Newt

I Got Better

Existentialism

Who Are We

What Are We

When Are We

Why Are We

Why Are We Not

Because We Suck

Purple

Green

Yellow

Pokémon

Pikachu

Electric

Lightning

Being Electrocuted To Death

Slightly Preferable To French Class

Noo

Nooo

Noooo

Nooooo

Noooooo

Nooooooo

Noooooooo

Noooooooooo

Incongruity

Darth Vader

Death Star

Freddie Mercury

Rest In Peace

We Are The Champions

Except For That Guy

That Guy Sucks

Screw That Guy

Not Like That

Erotica

Computer

Desktop

Laptop

Website

Quarter

One Quarter Of The Way Done

This Is My One-Hundred And Thirty-Ninth Word

That Was A Lie

It Was The One-Hundred And Fortieth

Got Ya There

You Suck

Actually You Do Not Suck

He Sucks

In More Ways That One

Because He Is Gay

That Was Rude

Sorry Guy

Is This Poetry

This Is Poetry

I Should Publish This

I Will Make Millions

Deadlines

The Girl

Petitions

Shippers

Make It Stop

Please God Make It Stop

Fire

Hellfire

Priests

Catholics

That Was The Third Time I Have Mentioned Catholics

That Was The Fourth Time I Have Mentioned Catholics

That Was The Fifth Time I Have Mentioned Catholics

That Was The Sixth Time I Have Mentioned Catholics

I Should Stop This

This Is Not What Bullshit Is About

Bullshit Is About Shit Of Bulls

CaPiTaLiZaTiOn

Ooh

That Was Neat

I sHoUlD tRy ThAt MoRe OfTeN.

No That Looks Lame

This Is My Three-Hundredth Word

That Was A Lie

I Do Not Know Which Word That Was

I Have Been Typing For A While

Butthole

I Do Not Know How Many Words I Have Typed

Butthole

But I

Butthole

Will

Butthole

Persist

Butthole

All Of The Buttholes

I Hope My Editor Likes This

Kes Is Great

She Makes Me Happy

You Are The Best Kes

Please Don't Censor Me

Butthole

I Did Not Mean That

No More Butthole

Only Creative Words Here

O All Powerful Kes

O All Knowing Kes

Keyboard

Kazoo

Aardvark

Typewriter

Fantasy

Butthole

Forms

Hand Sanitizer

Sanity

Santa

Presents

Time Travel

TARDIS

Doctor Who

Sadness

Crippling Depression

British People

Crippling Depression

Peter Capaldi

Crippling Butthole

Scottish Accents

Butthole Depression

That Sounds Like A Disease Of The Bowels

No More Butthole

British People

Sherlock

Season Four

Coming Soon

2020

Netflix And Chill

Hulu And Freezing To Death

YouTube And Cryogenics

Three More Words

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The holiday season can be the best and most stressful time of the year, especially when more people are involved.

1. The Family Traditions

2. Enough food for an actual army

3. Never enough space

4. Always Loud & Never Boring

5. Parties. Parties. Parties.

6. Scheduling

7. Travelling

8. The family members you see once a year

9. DRAMA

10. The questions about life

AKA, Christmas overload.

I'm technically an adult, so I'm legally required to live a little, right?

1. Watch an R-rated Scary Movie in a Movie Theater

2. Buy a Lottery Ticket

3. Vote in an Election

4. Participate in a Run (or a Walk, Realistically) for Charity

5. Go on a Road Trip

6. Start a Savings Account

7. Get a Credit Card

8. Sign up for Spotify Premium

9. Go to a Club

10. Start a Meditation Routine

11. Go to a Yoga Class

12. Treat Myself to a Dinner for One

13. Volunteer for a Charity

14. Participate in a Research Study

15. Bake Something (That Ends Up Being Edible)

16. Go Skydiving

17. Be Called for Jury Duty

18. Figure Out What I Want to Do With my Life

The holiday classics that shaped my life

1."But what would happen if we all tried to be like Santa and learned to give as only he can give: of ourselves, our talents, our love and our hearts? Maybe we could all learn Santa's beautiful lesson and maybe there would finally be peace on Earth and good will toward men."

"Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see."

"If you won't use your heart, who cares if it gets broken? If you just keep it to yourself, maybe it'll be like my rollerblades. When you do decide to try it, it won't be any good. You should take a chance. Got nothing to lose."

"Remember, no man is a failure who has friends."

"Life is made up of meetings and partings. That is the way of it."

"If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find a that love actually is all around."

"Sometimes things look good on paper, but lose their luster when you see how it affects real folks. I guess a healthy bottom line doesn't mean much if to get it, you have to hurt the ones you depend on."

"'Maybe Christmas,' he thought, 'doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.'"

"Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to."

"There's room for everyone on the nice list."

Hopefully they will make you laugh.

1. Why are towels considered dirty when you get out of the shower clean?

2. Who closes the bus door once the bus driver gets off?

3. Why is there a "d" in "fridge" but not in "refrigerator"?

4. If you drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or the soap dirty?

5. Is the "S" or the "C" silent in the word "scent"?

6. Does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?

7. Would Lightning McQueen buy car insurance or life insurance?

8. Who put the alphabet in alphabetical order?

9. What color are mirrors?

10. If 2 mind readers read each other's minds whose mind are they really reading?

11. Is there a synonym for "synonym"?

12. If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, are your pants tucked into your shirt?

13. Why is it called "quick sand" if you sink slowly in it?

14. If I try to fail, but succeed, which one did I do?

15. If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?

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