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The First Five-Hundred Words That Came To Mind While I Bullshit Another Article

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Steven C. McKnight

Oct 24, 2016

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The First Five-Hundred Words That Came To Mind While I Bullshit Another Article

America

Butthole

White

People

Flag

Swedish

Pope

Catholicism

Pyromania

Rock

Pop

Bullshit

Guitar

Xylophone

Euphonium

Dragon

Wings

Fire

Burning

Catholics

Witches

Monty Python

Holy Grail

She Turned Me Into A Newt

I Got Better

Existentialism

Who Are We

What Are We

When Are We

Why Are We

Why Are We Not

Because We Suck

Purple

Green

Yellow

Pokémon

Pikachu

Electric

Lightning

Being Electrocuted To Death

Slightly Preferable To French Class

Noo

Nooo

Noooo

Nooooo

Noooooo

Nooooooo

Noooooooo

Noooooooooo

Incongruity

Darth Vader

Death Star

Freddie Mercury

Rest In Peace

We Are The Champions

Except For That Guy

That Guy Sucks

Screw That Guy

Not Like That

Erotica

Computer

Desktop

Laptop

Website

Quarter

One Quarter Of The Way Done

This Is My One-Hundred And Thirty-Ninth Word

That Was A Lie

It Was The One-Hundred And Fortieth

Got Ya There

You Suck

Actually You Do Not Suck

He Sucks

In More Ways That One

Because He Is Gay

That Was Rude

Sorry Guy

Is This Poetry

This Is Poetry

I Should Publish This

I Will Make Millions

Deadlines

The Girl

Petitions

Shippers

Make It Stop

Please God Make It Stop

Fire

Hellfire

Priests

Catholics

That Was The Third Time I Have Mentioned Catholics

That Was The Fourth Time I Have Mentioned Catholics

That Was The Fifth Time I Have Mentioned Catholics

That Was The Sixth Time I Have Mentioned Catholics

I Should Stop This

This Is Not What Bullshit Is About

Bullshit Is About Shit Of Bulls

CaPiTaLiZaTiOn

Ooh

That Was Neat

I sHoUlD tRy ThAt MoRe OfTeN.

No That Looks Lame

This Is My Three-Hundredth Word

That Was A Lie

I Do Not Know Which Word That Was

I Have Been Typing For A While

Butthole

I Do Not Know How Many Words I Have Typed

Butthole

But I

Butthole

Will

Butthole

Persist

Butthole

All Of The Buttholes

I Hope My Editor Likes This

Kes Is Great

She Makes Me Happy

You Are The Best Kes

Please Don't Censor Me

Butthole

I Did Not Mean That

No More Butthole

Only Creative Words Here

O All Powerful Kes

O All Knowing Kes

Keyboard

Kazoo

Aardvark

Typewriter

Fantasy

Butthole

Forms

Hand Sanitizer

Sanity

Santa

Presents

Time Travel

TARDIS

Doctor Who

Sadness

Crippling Depression

British People

Crippling Depression

Peter Capaldi

Crippling Butthole

Scottish Accents

Butthole Depression

That Sounds Like A Disease Of The Bowels

No More Butthole

British People

Sherlock

Season Four

Coming Soon

2020

Netflix And Chill

Hulu And Freezing To Death

YouTube And Cryogenics

Three More Words

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Here are just a few of those things.

Take the time to thank that one friend in your life you will never let go of.

1. Thank you for being the one I can always count on to be honest.

2. Thank you for accepting me for who I am.

3. Thank you for teaching me what real love feels like.

4. Thank you for always making sure I'm safe.

5. Thank you for going through things with me.

6. Thank you for teaching me to take care of myself.

7. Thank you for going out of your way to make me feel supported.

8. Thank you for always being there to back me up, even when you know I'm wrong.

9. Thank you for constantly pushing me to live up to my potential.

10. Lastly, thank you for making such a huge impact on my life.

It sucks, but you’ll make it through

1. Please just be seasonal allergies

2. I must not have gotten enough sleep last night

3. I’ll just take a little nap

4. Oh no, I have so much due tomorrow!

5. I’m fine, I’ll just sleep it off

6. Do I have to be responsible today?

7. Ugh no, I can’t actually be sick

8. Alright, I’ll take some medicine and I’ll be fine

9. This is the worst day of my life

10. Mom?

11. She was right (like always)

12. Too bad you're busy and can’t take the day off tomorrow

13. You think about taking the day off, but realize you have like three tests

14. You think you're actually going to be sick forever

15. Finally, you're better!

Sleepovers are not a thing. They're just not.

1. You only ask things once.

2. Seriously, you only ask once.

3. When you do muster up the courage to ask your parents for something, you creep around and wait until they’re in a good mood.

4. Before you get that final yes, you have to go through an interview.

5. If you ever got “the eye,” you knew you were screwed.

6. You were always the first to leave your group of friends when hanging out.

7. If you say you will be home at a certain time, you better be home at that time.

8. Seeing a missed call from your parents sends fear and horror through your veins.

9. If relatives are coming over to the house, your room better be clean.

10. You are careful about what jokes you share with your parents.

11. "You’re not an adult until you turn 18! You can do whatever you want then!"

12. If plans change while you’re out, you better text or call.

13. Don’t talk back. Ever.

14. When you’re called by your full name, you’re in deep trouble.

15. Don’t make them call your name twice.

16. Sleepovers are not a thing.

17. Despite all of these things, you know your parents love you.

For better or for worse

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2. Mornings

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4. Cooking for yourself

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6. Taking care of yourself

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8. Roommates

9. Keeping focused and getting stuff done

10. Cleaning

11. Social life

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