This article is
Written in haiku format.
What a neat gimmick.
I’d likely wager
That you have never seen this
Quite done here before.
I’m very clever.
Now this was a good idea.
Somebody love me.
I just want people
To think that I’m impressive.
Hence the weird format.
If you hate haikus,
You’re blatantly spitting on
Asian poetry.
That’s pretty racist.
You should be ashamed of you.
Shame on you, racist.
But I’m using this
Form of Asian poetry
As shameless gimmick.
Am I spitting on,
Japan's beautiful poems?
Nah, ‘cos I’m clever.
If you hate this poem,
Then you are intolerant.
In your face, racist.
