School's a couple weeks in, let's reminisce on our first week back.

1.) Move in day.

Teary eyed and over excited, you couldn't stop thinking about which house party, I mean library book, you were gonna get trashed at and puke on the hosts couch. Once you put down all the boxes and kissed your parents goodbye it was like kegs floated out of the walls- just kidding Mom & Dad... or am I?

2.) Second day festivities!

Second day means first school years hangover! That's okay, it could always be worst. You had fun, now lets help the rest of the gang get over the runny eggs and get on with Meeting the Greeks!

3.) Day three? Already? Holy $h*t!

Now we're panicking, tomorrow is classes. Oh well. One more night of good sleep, it's only syllabus week.

4.) What the f_ck, this professor again?

Of all the economics professors you got stuck with this guy again? That's okay. Wait, hold on... is he... he's pulling out a powerpoint?! It's SYLLABUS WEEK!!!

5.) DAY TWO. CLASS THREE. SEND HELP.

JUST SEND HELP. IT'S SYLLABUS WEEK. WHY ARE THERE POWERPOINTS? WHY AM I SWEATING OUT OF MY EYES? WHY IS MY PROFESSOR SPEAKING IN FRENCH IN MATH CLASS?

May the odds be ever in your favor, Class of 2017.