How I Met Your Mother might be one of the most iconic series in television. More iconic than the series itself? Barney Stinson. Barney is the perfect mix of boss and bro. Although I could never be Barney, I can at least pretend when I go out.
1. When your friends say "let's go out"
2. When you're 5 shots in and start to feel confident
Because for some reason when I drink I lose 5 pounds and my hair looks better than it did an hour ago…weird.
3. When you see someone hot at the bar and you try to flirt
It's safe to say I can't hold a conversation that isn't awkward until I've had some liquid courage (but, even then I'm definitely still awkward.)
4. When someone goes after the same person
I saw them first!!!
5. When you make a new friend in the bathroom
"Wait...you have a black shirt on...? I HAVE A BLACK SHIRT ON TOO."
"I'm never letting you go, I love you"
"You're my best friend and I'll always be there for you"
6. When your friends dare you to do something stupid
And in this moment you realized, that you had f*cked up.
7. When you fall on your face doing it but you're still a bad*ss
Because nobody saw it, right?
8. When you insist that your Uber play your favorite song
Alright, we get it, "Come on Eileen" is your song and you want everyone to know it.
9. When you realize you just ate a whole thing of takeout
I swear that large pepperoni pizza definitely ate itself.
10. When you finally make it home and have no idea how
Sure it took an army of ten people, but who's counting anyways?
11. When you watch your Snapchat story the next day and still make it to your 8 AM
Yeah, you're in the same makeup from the night before and you forgot deodorant, but you saved all your snap memories and got that attendance grade, so that's really all that matters.
