Whether these thoughts are secret or not, every person who drives a VW Bug, old or young, has them at least once a day. It takes a very special type of person to drive a small, two-door, bubble-shaped car. To drive a bug, you have to be of a certain size and stature, you obviously cannot care what people think because, let's be serious here, there are a group of individuals in this world who will make fun of you, and you have to know how to have fun in life.

Did that little kid just punch his/her sibling or parent?

Whether you did it as a child or not, people these days have grown up saying “punch buggy no punch back” when they happen to see a Bug drive down the road. There's just something in a Bug driver's mind that finds joy when seeing someone punch another person beside them when they see you drive by.

I wonder if I will be able to fit any of my stuff in here when I move.

It’s clear that this is a small car, but what some people do not understand is that it can hold more than the average person thinks. Once you fold down that back seat, you are opening up a whole other world of your car. Always embrace having to climb into your car to pack it and move things around.

Why did I buy a two-door car again?

Did I think about how hard it was going to be to fit people in the back seat? Did I know buying this car that no one was going to fit in the back without hitting their head on the roof? Oh well, I’m comfortable driving and that’s all that matters.

Man, it sure is easy getting through traffic with a small car.

Whipping through traffic has never been easier. Need to scoot into a turning lane while cars are coming up? No problem. That moment when you are stuck behind a car at a red light that’s going straight but you want to turn right, chances are my car can fit right between that car and the curb with ease.

Why do people park like such idiots?!

Excuse me, large trucks, but why do you insist on parking halfway across the lines so that no average car can park in that space anymore? Oh wait, I don’t drive an average-sized car; I fit perfectly. So actually, large truck, thank you for saving this space for me, knowing I was running late and would need one! You da best!

Why did they design this car with a flower holder right beside the steering wheel?

Do these people not understand how annoying it is having something right there beside the steering wheel, constantly hitting your hand while you drive? Like, is it supposed to make my car look cuter? Is it actually for a real flower? Why did the dealership not answer these questions when I bought this car? Oh well, I guess this black rose will work!