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The End Of The Semester As Told By Ron Swanson

Who better to explain these hard times?

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The End Of The Semester As Told By Ron Swanson
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Time has gone by super fast like usual, and finals are sneaking up right behind us. The end of the semester is approaching, and the procrastination that has been building up all semester is finally screwing people over. College students everywhere are preparing themselves for sleepless nights, drinking gallons of caffeine, cramming nonstop until their eyes hurt, and stress. A crap ton of stress. With only a week or two left of the semester it's perfectly normal to be drowning in school work like that ten-page paper that you haven't even started, but is due on Tuesday. Everyone's been there once or twice, I know I certainly have, but you'll catch yourself drinking your fourth coffee at 3 AM in the library studying until you physically can't anymore and wonder if it's all worth it more than once. The end of the semester sucks. It's hard, and stressful, so here is the end of the semester as told by Ron Swanson.

When your teacher decides to do last minute paper:

When your friends try talking you into going out with them, but you can't because you need to study...

but they talk you into it, and you avoid all of your responsibilities like:

So you go to class the next day and your teacher reminds you of what's due within the next few days:

At this point your sleep schedule is non-existent, and every time your eyes close you have to push through it:

Literally, every bad thing you think could happen is happening like your computer being slow:

And the people from your group project keep asking you if you can help them with their part of it:

When your teacher asks you to turn in your last paper, but you didn't want to do it:

When the girl behind you won't stop bragging about her being so prepared for finals....

but the guy next to you wants to borrow your notes:

When you only have two days to complete everything....

so you rush through all of your projects and fluff them as much as possible:

At this point all you've been doing is school work and stress eating:

When you walk into the final feeling pretty confident about it....

but you actually take it and have this reaction:

When the post final regret kicks in, and you give yourself life advice:

But you don't really care because this means it's the start of the break:

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