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The End Of The Semester, As Told by "Bob's Burgers"

*Tina Belcher groan* "Uhhhhhh..."

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The End Of The Semester, As Told by "Bob's Burgers"
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With only about a month left of classes, you are probably dragging. You are scrambling to pull your grades together. Finals are looming over your head, and your only salvation is that soon you will get to spend nearly a month at home with your family (Salvation? Imprisonment? Answers vary.) So what better way to handle this stress than to binge-watch every episode of Bob's Burgers (again) and wish that you were a Belcher, rather than a struggling college student.

(All gifs courtesy of thebelchers.tumblr.com)

1. You begin to rely so heavily on the support of your best friend, you basically become one person:

2. You feel immense anxiety when someone asks you what you plan to do, when you'll graduate, or even just how you're doing:

3. Your parents are beginning to ask about grades, you are hanging onto the hope that luck will be in your favor:

4. You've made it this far into the semester, your professor should feel lucky if you even make it to class, much less even pay attention:

5. You have used up every ounce of motivation you have. Your self-confidence is in the gutter. You still try to convince yourself that you'll survive:

6. Really, really trying to convince yourself:

7. You've run out of money. You scavenge to find free food where you can:

8. When someone asks you what's wrong, and there are so many things on your list, the only way you can cope is with (debatably) unhealthy ways:

9. You begin to pray to anyone who will listen. You ask for help in unconventional ways:

10. Your course-load has become so heavy, you would rather drown yourself in books:

11. You are counting down the days until graduation, regardless of the fact you have no idea what you're doing:



You will survive this semester, as always. Remember, in the words of Tina Belcher:

"You are a smart, strong, sensual woman." (Or man.)
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