Everybody knows 'em and loves 'em, but everyone also has their favorites. So here is the definitive ranking of Disney princesses.
***DISCLAIMER: Only the original eight princesses are being considered. Sorry, Rapunzel.
8. Aurora
This girl just sleeps the entire time. That's all.
7. Cinderella
Cinderella is a fun movie to watch and all but she herself is a subpar princess. She doesn't do anything. She doesn't stand up to her step mother. She doesn't even make her own clothes, she makes the mice do it. She doesn't get herself to the ball, her godmother has to do everything. She couldn't even keep both her shoes on.
6. Snow White
Snow White is kind of whiny and stayed in a house of seven strange men so that was probably a bit dangerous. She did escape her murder-y
5. Ariel
We've reached the lower half of the rankings, folks. Ariel's alright but she didn't listen to any of her family and messed with Ursula who is bad news. Somehow she still got the boy even though she didn't have a voice and combed her hair with a fork. Mad props.
4. Jasmine
Jasmine's just a cool girl. Just take a look at her accessorizing. And she's somehow tamed a tiger into being her house pet.
3. Pocahontas
Pocahontas singlehandedly joined together two sworn enemies and made them friends. She took her love for nature and showed the English people that there was more to the Earth than just territory.
2. Mulan
This girl defeated the entire Hans army so she's clearly got a lot going for her. She joined the army in disguise to protect her sick father from having to go to war and proved that women are just as capable of kicking butt as men.
1. Belle
Belle is obviously the best. First, she goes to the castle to save her dad so she's brave and very family oriented. Cool. She's an avid reader and turns down powerful men - most princesses don't do either of those. And she dated a man who looked like a scary monster because she knew deep down he was kind and the love of her life so she's open and nonjudgemental. Whatta gal.
