"Oh my gosh, I wish my boobs were bigger!"
"I hate my boobs!"
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"You're so lucky!"
No. No. And no. Big boobs are horrible.
They hurt. They ache. They don't comply.
They are the most annoying things in the world.
Coming from someone who has 'bigger-than-normal' boobs, let me tell you, they are the worst things ever. Having natural big boobs sucks because you didn't ask for them, they were just given to you. No matter what size you are though, we all know a few reasons as to why boobs aren't all that great.
1. Sweat
Let's be honest, deodorant can only do so much. The sweat that comes from bigger boobs is so strong and disgusting that it feels as if it will never go away.
2. Bras
They say that they are for support, but I'm pretty sure they hurt worse than the actual boobs. The companies that make them think they can get away with shoving a bar of steel in them for the support, and that 'wire' ends up becoming a blade that practically indents or cuts our skin. And don't get me started on the color palette. Black, tan, white, cream, or beige. I don't want a neutral color, I want a pretty one but oh no, only people with smaller boobs can have any color and accent they want. But it's cool, I'll stick to my bland bra.
3. Backache
No matter what you do each day, your back hurts. Typically it's the lower back but it can be any part. The weight of your boobs pulls your back in different places and it just hurts like hell.
4. People telling you to cover up
No. There is no way to wear a shirt or jacket without looking like you're trying to show them off. I'm sorry that they take up more space and that they stand out, but I can't do much and I am not going to wear turtle-neck shirts every day.
5. The random pains
Although a lot of people experience pain, the bigger they are, the more there is. There are the random aching and shooting pains that jolt through them and it's so awkward to explain. You want to grab or hold them but if you're in public, it's sort of hard and embarrassing.
6. People who are jealous
I guess when you don't have something that you want it, so when you have smaller boobs, you want bigger ones. Well, I will say that people who have big boobs also want smaller ones. But understand this, if you think that you want big boobs to get other people or to feel good about yourself, don't. You would be in so much pain and you would regret it.
Boobs aren't the best thing in the world and no matter what size you are, they are fine. Just know that along with bigger ones there comes more responsibility.
