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12 Different College Majors Reimagined As Types Of Tea

Sugar, spice, and tea leaves steeped twice (or for 30 seconds if you're a history major.)

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12 Different College Majors Reimagined As Types Of Tea
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Since being in England, I've started drinking a lot more tea. I'm more of a coffee person, but since the coffee over here basically sucks, I've been stuck with tea. A lot of people keep asking me, "Don't they have Starbucks?" Well, yeah. They do. Starbucks was my favorite place to go back home. Iced vanilla coffee with soy milk? Sign me up.

But over here, the coffee just tastes burnt. Not only that, but it is beyond expensive. After you convert currencies, an iced vanilla latte is like $7.50. No thank you. So, for the last four months, it's been all tea, almost all the time.

I guess because of this, I started pondering: What are the college majors as tea? Why would I do that, you might ask? Because why not.

1. History - Slightly steeped green tea

You can sip it while you discuss how people started drinking green tea in China under the reign of Emperor Shennong.

2. World Studies - Tumeric tea

I'm sure you know that it comes from Southeast Asia.

3. Philosophy and Religion - Kambucha

I'm not sure if this is technically considered a tea but... Certified vegan.

4. Sports Medicine - Oolong

To keep you moving oolong.

5. English - English breakfast tea

Duh.

6. Secondary Education - Black tea

Bold, hearty, and slightly bitter.

7. Arts - Bubble Tea and Matcha



Variety is the spice of life.

8. Early Childhood Education - Milk Tea

Mild with a little kick.

9. Mathematics - Chamomile


An enigma.

10. Pre-Med - Peppermint

Lots of health benefits and reminds me of that doctor's office smell.

11. Physical Sciences - White Tea

This tea is grown by being kept out of the sun. Looking at you, Astronomy majors.

12. Social Sciences - Earl grey

Full of oils and contemplation.

Drink responsibly.

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