Bow your heads and pray to God,

Who is above us all,

For we are the Catholic Church,

And punish those who don’t hear our call

For God is the better way,

And follow His path of salvation,

Lest you stray too far from Him,

And face eternal damnation

For our temple,

Is a house of the holy?

Glorifying the wealthiest,

Business in history.

We love all,

Except those who question,

For knowledge won’t earn you,

A place in heaven.

Get down on your knees,

And do as you’re told,

Pray that god will cleanse you,

You disgusting homo.

You who talk of knowledge,

And of love for science,

Ignore the need to further this passion,

Faith’s enemy is intelligence

You must believe what we say,

And can never doubt it,

Or our “GOD” will smite thee,

Embrace ignorance you “heretics”

And man should lay with woman,

For that is what we say,

And repent your atrocious sin,

Pray the gay away.

And if you question our authority,

And do not listen like the rest,

Rest assure that we will stop you,

And will silence your protest

We have secrets to ourselves,

Talking about them we don’t enjoy,

Like how our majestic leaders,

Have their way with our altar boys.

For we are the Catholic Church,

And what we preach is true,

So give in to what we say,

Lest for eternity you be doomed.