There's no doubt that you'll get to meet a lot of people in college and you'll also meet your fair share of boys. Going out almost every weekend freshman year is when I got to meet lots of people. Some of them were great and others not so great.

So here is a list of boys you meet in college as different alcohols.

Tequila

You don’t realize just how badly you’ve f*cked up until you’re 8 shots in and your only memories are “well shit”.
A lot like that boy you hang around a few times, get attached to, then all the sudden he ghosts you and your last thought is “well shit”.

You probably knew better.

Grey Goose Vodka

The pretentious asshole whose probably in a frat.

Beer

Probably the frat boy with a dad bod who thinks girls dig it. Guess again.

Whiskey

The country boy who validates his “country roots” as being a nice guy by default. Lets just say one thing: WRONG.

Fireball

You meet a guy and things are oh so great in the beginning. You stay up till all hours, then the next thing you know is you’re waking up with tons of regrets and swearing “you’ll never go back”....but you do.

UV Blue

The boy who is probably a little too immature for you and won't ever stop leaving you alone. The one who asks you out on a date every week whose a little too desperate.