Do you like the color black? I thought it was my girlfriend's favorite color for the longest time, and then I found out she really like pastel pink, so I was pleasantly surprised. Anyway, I suppose that makes for a decent introduction. On to the story. Back in 2014, a group of nerds decided to try and make the blackest shade of black ever, and, well, they did it. Everyone was like wow! And then this shit happened, they wheel out an even blacker black! Ok this all sounds pretty trivial, but you should really watch this video, it is insane, the black is so dark that it eats lasers! By that I mean it is so dark it absorbs the laser and you don't see the little red dot when you point it at the black.

You cannot even see the shape of the bust, it literally is just a black blob.