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The Best Tweets From Odyssey Rejects

"An Open Letter to Open Letters."

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The Best Tweets From Odyssey Rejects
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As writers, it can be hard to brainstorm. Some weeks we can write five articles about a variety of topics, and other weeks our creativity temporarily disappears. Unfortunately, this was one of those weeks for me. Fortunately, after staring at a blank screen for a couple of hours, I came across a new Twitter account called “Odyssey Rejects.” It’s basically a page dedicated to ridiculous Odyssey article titles that would probably (note the word probably) never get published. Then I found myself scrolling through the page for 20 minutes hysterically laughing. Here are some of my favorite tweets I stumbled upon.

1. Why I'm Not Ashamed That I Trampled Young Children To See Finding Dory

"I've been waiting for this moment for 13 years. Move out of the way, kids."

2. An Open Letter To The Boy Who Dumped Me On His AIM Away Message

*Insert sappy breakup song lyrics into away status.*

3. What Listening To Music On An iPod Nano Taught Me About the Stone Age

4. 43 Reasons Why All Wars Should Be Fought Via Smash Brothers

"We all know that I've had 10 years of experience in Smash Brothers."

5. What Killing All Of My Tamagotchis Taught Me About Parenting

6. An Open Letter To My Ex-Childhood Friend Who Ripped My Polly Pocket's Favorite Dress

"This was the defining end moment of our friendship."

7. 500 Words On Why I'm Still Pissed That High School Was Nothing Like Zoey 101

8. 28 Times The Wild Thornberries Were Your Squad Goals


9. The Time I Called My Teacher "Mom" And How I Coped With The Post Traumatic Stress

10. 15 Workout Tips From The Girl Eating Chick-Fil-A On The Couch

Tip #1: Only ask for one pack of Chick-Fil-A sauce. You will save so many calories

11. 500 Words On Summer Makeup Trends Inspired By American Horror Story: Asylum


"The psycho-mass-murderer look is so in right now."


You're welcome. I just found your new favorite Twitter page to follow - who doesn't love a little self-deprecating humor?

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