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The 15 Best Post Malone Songs For Any Occasion

There's never a bad time to listen to Post.

Ellinor Lindahl

May 07, 2018

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The 15 Best Post Malone Songs For Any Occasion

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These days, it seems like everyone and their mother is talking about Post Malone, more specifically about his new album Beerbongs & Bentley's that came out last week and broke all kinds of records. If you haven't listened to it PLEASE do. Every single song is such a bop and had me literally twerking down the street on my way to class. I've compiled a list of songs, ranked, from both of his albums for any and all occasions.

When you need a bop:

1. "Sugar Wraith"

2. "Same Bitches"

3. "Zack and Codeine"

4. "Patient"

5. "Ball For Me"

When you're feeling emo:

6. "Rich and Sad"

7. "The Other Side"

8. "Feeling Whitney"

9. "Stay"

When you feel an insatiable rage:

10. "Over Now"

When you want to listen to his collabs:

11. "Psycho" ft. Ty Dolla $ign

12. "rockstar" ft. 21 Savage

13. "Ball For Me" ft. Nicki Minaj

14. "Deja Vu" ft. Justin Bieber

15. "Feel" ft. Kehlani

Please enjoy this. Once you listen to these, go and watch some interviews on Youtube with him because he is such a goober in real life and I really just want to be his friend.

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The 15 Best Post Malone Songs For Any Occasion

There's never a bad time to listen to Post.

1. "Sugar Wraith"

2. "Same Bitches"

3. "Zack and Codeine"

4. "Patient"

5. "Ball For Me"

6. "Rich and Sad"

7. "The Other Side"

8. "Feeling Whitney"

9. "Stay"

10. "Over Now"

11. "Psycho" ft. Ty Dolla $ign

12. "rockstar" ft. 21 Savage

13. "Ball For Me" ft. Nicki Minaj

14. "Deja Vu" ft. Justin Bieber

15. "Feel" ft. Kehlani

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It's not all morning coffees and singing along to the radio.

You can't just go to your room to take a nap in the middle of your classes.

Having to spend all your extra cash on gas for your car.

Speaking of money, you probably don't have a meal plan so you're forced to scrounge up some change or mooch off of your friends.

It can be harder to maintain the friendships you make with people from class.

Finding a parking spot.

It can be harder to be involved on campus because between your one, two, or three jobs and school you don't have much free time.

When you try to be super involved on campus, it can kill your sleep schedule.

It's impossible to do homework at home, but staying on campus isn't an option sometimes.

There are surveys and events that you can't participate in because you're a commuter.

Group projects are the bane of your existence.

Traffic.

Your backpack rivals that of a survivalist trekking in the woods.

Driving all the way to campus to find a note on the door of your classroom saying class was cancelled.

Because have you ever had to endure grilling your foot on a George Foreman?

1. When he just wanted bacon from his George Foreman grill

2. When he had money (and Jan) issues

3. When he got upstaged at Phyllis' wedding

4. When he unintentionally saved Meredith from rabies

5. When he wore a "bisexual" suit

6. When he had to apologize to Jesus

7. When his GPS drove him into a lake

8. When he had to deal with Ryan as his boss

9. When he couldn't fulfill his most generous empty promise

10. When this happened

11. When he struggled with a X-Mas break up

12. When he had to defend his generosity

13. When he threw a classy Christmas party for Holly but she had a boyfriend

14. When he had to stand up to peer pressure

15. When Toby was "Toby-ish"

This isn't just for the single Pringles out there either, folks

Run Around Clanging Pots and Pans in Everyone's Face

Eat the Last Few Pigs in a Blanket

Pop Twelve White Grapes

Burn Something

Smash Things Against a Wall

Spontaneously Begin an Irish Jig

Call Your Mother

Throw a Coffee Table Out a Window

Sing "Auld Lang Syne" at the Top of Your Lungs

Do Some Squats

Swan Dive into a Nearly Freezing Body of Water

Take a Shot

Time to be merry and bright.

"First Noel" by Leslie Odom, Jr

"A Holly Jolly Christmas" by Burl Ives

"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" by Kelly Clarkson

"All I Want for Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey

"Christmas (Baby Please Come Home" by Michael Buble

"Last Christmas" by Taylor Swift

"The Christmas Song" by Josh Groban

"White Christmas" by Idina Menzel

"O Holy Night" by David Archuleta

"Believe" by Josh Groban

"Les cloches du hameau" by Celine Dion

Or at least try to do.

1. I will wake up (sorta) on time for class.

2. I will look decent for class.

3. I will go to the gym more.

4. I will go to the library and study more.

5. I will meet new people.

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