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The Best Christian Pick-Up Lines

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Christian Tobias
Feb 05, 2017
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The Best Christian Pick-Up Lines
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Here is a question for you: What is the worst pick-up line you have ever heard? Going to a Christian school you do not hear pick-up lines a lot, but they’re certainly out there. However, some pick-up lines are a bit much for some ears.

With that being said, I have gathered some of the best Christian pick-up lines for you to use if you go to a Christian school/college. Want to pick-up your youth group crush? Here are some of the best Christian pick-up lines to use to get the girl that would sleep at your feet.

1. Do you want to read this marriage Bible-study with me?

2. Hi is your name Faith? Because you're evidence of things I have hoped for.

3. I know you've accepted Jesus into your heart, but is there room for me?

4. Are you Thomas? Because I doubt I'll find anyone as handsome as you.

5. Excuse me, miss, but I believe you are breaking Old Testament Law because you are working it on the Sabbath!

6. If I were Israel, I would hope your eyes would be the wilderness.

7. Will you please pray traveling mercy's over

me? Where are you going? On a journey... to your heart.

8. You want to see the Christian way to dance? Because my left foot doesn't know what my right foot is doing.

9. I would rate you at a seven... seventy times seven.

10. Can I have your dad's number?

So there you go, some Christian pick-up lines safe for a college campus and church…sometimes, just don’t let that one old lady hear you, it’ll be on Facebook before you even send a text. (THANKS AGAIN, GERTRUDE).

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