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50 Pick-Up Lines To Help You Get The Girl

To get the girl, you have to have jokes.

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50 Pick-Up Lines To Help You Get The Girl
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Humor is crucial when it comes to getting the girl. Here are 50 great pick-up lines to try out!

1. Are those space pants because that ass is out of this world.

2. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.

3. Do you have a band-aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.

4. The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

5. Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

6. You turn my software into hardware!

7. Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

8. Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

9. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

10. Hey ... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

11. Is your dad a baker because you have amazing buns.

12. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

13. I hope there's a fireman around, 'cause you're smokin'!

14. Are you from Tennessee because you're the only ten I see.

15. Damn girl, is your name Wi-Fi because I'm feeling a connection.

16. Are you a magician because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.

17. Is your name Daniel because DAMN!

18. Are you from Japan? Cause I'm tryna get in Japanties.

19. You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

20. Damn girl, your ass is bigger than my future!

21. Are you a vampire because you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.

22. Your body is 75 percent water, and I'm thirsty.

23. Are you flappy bird because I could tap you all night.

24. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

25. Your shift has to go, but you can stay.

26. My love for you is like dividing by zero: it cannot be defined.

27. You know what's beautiful? Read the first word.

28. Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me!

29. Roses are red, violets are blue, I didn't know what perfect was until I met you.

30. Is your father Little Caesar because you look hot 'n ready.

31. Aside from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?

32. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

33. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

34. Feel my shirt; it's made of boyfriend material.

35. If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.

36. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be fine print.

37. I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.

38. It's a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.

39. I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

40. Life without you is like a broken pencil ... pointless.

41. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me.

42. I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way and you'll be lovin' it.

43. You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business.

44. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams last night?

45. Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?

46. What do you and the weather have in common? You're both hot!

47. Is that a shovel in your back pocket because I'm digging that ass.

48. Do you know karate because your body is kickin'!

49. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you'd be a McGorgeous.

50. You're so beautiful, you made me forget my pick-up line.

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