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The Article By Lil Dicky Ft. The Brain

Is Lil Dicky onto something?

Lily Smitha

Apr 30, 2018

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I don't often stay on campus during the weekends, but when I do, I generally try to fill my days. A couple weekends ago, I spent the day with a few friends watching movies, going to Minnetrista, and lastly Late Nite. That Saturday was about a twelve hour day with friends. One of my friends, in particular, felt the need to rap Pillow Talking by Lil Dicky ft. the Brain, all twelve hours. At first, I hated it due to the fact it was a never-ending rhythm coming out of this boy's mouth, then I actually heard the real lyrics along with this seemingly annoying rhythm. Those lyrics changed my entire perspective on more than just how my friend raps.

This next little bit is rap from my friend Daniel. He felt that this would be the best way to explain the song by making his own version of the original song.

The song goes a little like this. Lil Dicky is having sex with this lady, it was decent so she stayed the night. She like yeah, we just had sex "What did you think? I was just gonna love you and leave?" So now he is "pillow talking" with this chick. They bring up her army brother, see that flipped a switch, like BAM "What if tomorrow is the day That the aliens came And invaded our nation? Would they just walk up in this thing laughin' at us, and blastin' at us And makin' everybody disintegrate and assimilate without a hint of intimidation?" Honestly yes. Like any civilization with tech to embark a quest. They would take over in the blink of an eye because we are divided and they there just like...Hi. then Trump would drop his gun and it would go off and then we all gone die. Or would they be like man... earth go hard, They was harder than Simian". Simian is a spider from Ben 10 and that show went hard so... therefore....earth...go..hard. The argument back from the aliens is that God can be real and the aliens be some side project in the universe. That is some crazy stuff to actually sit and think about, Brain what you think.

Lily BRAIN: Brain on some godly ish though, I been all up in the church for a year...aye. fresh out the oven. Jesus hand touchin. Biscuit stay fresh ahhhhh just like a sprite psh ( thats the sound of my sprite opening sorry I was thirsty)

Lily: Brain can you just finish this paragraph.

Brain: Uhhhhh...could you just remind the brain." I'm a lil rusty I'm Lily brain not Dave's brain. Heard he has an album.

Lily: Brain you idiot we were discussing the topic of god.

Brain: So GOD never wrong? So God NEVER wrong?

Lily: That's the whole point. God has a plan for us all. That way we only get to like 6 foot tall. We don't got wings so we fall. Naw 6 feet is just blah. I might dye my hair blonde. Ok, I'm like 5'8 on tinder I'm 5'5. I'm not trynna lie I just love I...

Brain: shut UP! lemme break it down.

"Hold up
So God made the earth
And God was like hold up, this shit is boring
It need more stuff
God was like Imma put dinosaurs on that shit
Dinosaurs on that shit
Then he like why I put dinosaurs on that shit?" -Daves Brain

Lily's Brain: Sorry but who's Dave?

Lily: Um google says......David Andrew Burd aka Lil Dicky"

Naturally, Brain and I sat and thought about it. Aliens are real, there are many galaxies out there and there is no way we are the only living things out there on this tiny planet. Bringing God into it is tricky because of the fact that the creation story in the Bible is only of Earth. Not anything else. The rest of the galaxies could have been left out of the Bible or not known by the person who wrote the creation story. There are many possibilities but the whole point of me sharing this story about Lil Dicky is to bring awareness to the fact that there infinite possibilities that could have resulted in how we got here and what is beyond our knowledge. Keep your minds open to the uncertain.

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The struggles of having an RBF are all too real

1. People asking if you're mad at them.

2. Those people who hand out flyers don't always try to stop you.

3. Creepy guys telling you to smile.

4. "I thought you were a bitch when I first met you."

5. People telling you you'd be "so much prettier if you smiled."

6. Doing your makeup and looking great, which somehow intensifies the bitch face.

7. Regularly explaining "it's just my face."

We all go through certain stages when we have a crush, Tina just explains it better.

That moment that someone you never looked twice at suddenly makes you do a double take out of no where.

But you can't have a crush, that's outrageous. It's all in your head.

Because you don't have a crush, there's no reason to tell anyone about anything. Right?

But then they do something irresistible and you start to lose it.

Now accepting the fact you have a crush, you have to keep it under control.

Then there's the part where you tell your friends who will claim they called it.

They'll be excited and cheer you on. That's until they realize that your crush is all you'll be talking about.

Your obsession has become so bad, that your Facebook stalking is getting out of control.

But your friends will try and help move things along any way they can. That doesn't mean it will be any helpful though.

As time goes on, you start having fantasies about the two of you and it's starting to scare you a little.

You can't focus on anything because all your attention is on them and everything they do.

Anybody who comes near your crush is now an enemy, and you are willing to fight for your crush.

When you see them, you act like an idiot. Trying to hide your feelings may not be as discrete as you think.

Keeping your feelings inside will start to be harder and harder until you can't keep it inside anymore.

Who knows, maybe it will work out? Take a chance.

Everybody hurts sometimes.

May the odds be ever in your favor.

What about those of us who don't do it all in four years?

1. You feel like an elder.

2. You may feel lonely.

3. Senioritis is more real than ever.

4. You may feel a little down sometimes.

5. Fear of missing out won't be as real.

6. You are a college pro.

7. You'll have more free time.

8. You're happy you're still in school.

9. You feel like a guru.

10. You continue to grow.

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